Gym Hired Gun

[_Shift_]

ok hired gun.

so i started hitting this new gym, saw this cuuute hb trainer there. she's either usually busy training or at the front desk. i approach her and ask her about this possible medical problem i have (she's a nutritionist as well) i tell her i'm thinking about performing a self surgery and she laughs (i think it's like a fat deposit on my arm, lil bump) every now and then when she's training, she'll glance over at me. walk by with a lil smirk. but the thing is every time i go in, she gives me a look like she smelled a fart (like she doesn't wanna say hi) maybe she's not a morning person, and it's usually 4am when i see her. like she's hesitant to talk to me kinda.

i was gonna walk up to her if she was at the front desk (not busy) and say i had two questions for her... (here's how i played it out in my mind)
Shift: is it bad that i don't do cardio?
HBtrainer: *Answer to question number one* what's your second question?
Shift: i'm curious, why is it that the first time we spoke i could tell you were having wild and inappropriate thoughts about me , but now every time i come in you look at me like i kicked your dog? "
(credit HumorUS with minor changes to fit my personality)
HumorUS said that if she didn't laugh about that, she's probably not even worth the effort, and i agree. So i decided to try it this morning.

she was busy ALL morning training. I caught her between sets with the girls she was teaching. here's how it went.
Shift: "hey when ur done training, i have a few questions to ask you"
(she was in session and i didn't wanna interrupt, especially with how impatient the girl she was training looked, she is paying her for her time, so i understand)
HBtrainer: sure (big smile)

cool, so i go about with another hour of working out, and apparently she... left for the morning without coming by to help me out.

now how do i go about it when i see her tomorrow? bring it up? hope she remembers i had a question and let her bring it up? act unaffected and just go about my usual routine?

i can honestly say i don't know what to do in this situation...

[jesseelite]

Shift, I saw your last opener about "driving women crazy." That was good.

With this trainer, act unaffected and approach her like she's your little sister. Don't worry about a calculated opener. Delivery and spontaneity are more important.

An opener I used on a hired gun gym trainer last weekend:

me: Where's the smoking section in case I want to puff a cig?
trainer: laughs like I have two heads.
me: quick transition........................................ .......

[_Shift_]

Originally Posted by jesseelite

Don't worry about a calculated opener.

i'm great at improv, thinking on my toes, but i like to have some idea of where the conversation could go, i stay in control. just like in dancing, i have the penis, she follows my lead.

that whole driving women crazy has yet to fail me thnx

[MrA]

Hey Shift do you think by asking her to help you it could give the impression of neediness and she could put you into the ''client'' catergory instead of the ''potential'' pot? Just a thought.

And i dunno wether it's the andrenaline or the alpha male feeling i get when i pump wieghts but i always feel a great attraction and urge to ''mount'' girls i wouldn't bother looking at anywhere else. Do you ever feel like that? Oh and seeing as though there is Day game and Night game maybe we could get a few guys together and invent ... gym game Muwhaha.

good luck with the trainer dude and hope to hear some feedback soon.

Learn more on your day game

[_Shift_]

gym game exists

now what i'm waiting for...
GYM PEACOCKING thread.(seriously, someone start it) hahahaha

i'm just asking for advice in her field of expertise, not paying her for a workout session (if all goes well those'll be free lol), from advice i can move the conversation where ever i please. after i open her... i'll manage. but that's the part that's proving to be the pain in the ass. usually i can read IOI's very well and tell if they're authentic... but this is like gaming a girl that's drunk beyond belief "is she looking at me or the fly on the wall?... is she calling me over or doing a messed up version of the YMCA?... are her eyes even open?" nothing is obvious and it's often contradictory.

but this is something new, and win or lose, i'm gonna learn something from it.

i'll be taking suggestions till tomorrow morning (when i gung-ho it and write a FR)

[_Shift_]

ok
so i did it, gung-ho.
i walk into the gym, and she's at the front desk with this other girl that works there. get a for sure IOI. big smile and eyes on me til i'm outta sight. we say hi. cool.

i look around mid workout, it seems she's taken off again, i keep working out, sure enough she pops outta nowhere. i go up to her at the front desk.
shift: are you gonna sneak out without answering my questions again?? i was so lost all day without your wisdom, i was even asking bums at stop lights for advice...
hbtrainer: *laugh* i'm so sorry... ask away.
shift: initiate talk about nutrition.
go back to working out.

ok now i'm warmed up, go big or go home.
i get all my stuff together.
start walking out, she's got two girls she's training at the front desk and the other girl that works there.
crap, i'm gonna have a crowd.
i get a lil anxious.
shift: u know what... i almost forgot to ask you one more question.

*everyone's eyes on me*

shift: (thanks HumorUS) i remember the first time we spoke, you were having these wild and inapropriate thoughts about me, i could tell but now every time i come in... you look at me like i kicked your dog and keyed ur car... just wondering what i did to deserve these looks you give me
(my delivery wasn't nearly as playful as i wanted it, but everyone was just... staring at me in silence hahahah)
hb trainer: *looks at girl behind the desk kinda like... "
proceeds to answer. " aw, well, u see i'm honestly not a morning person, so just give me a while to... wake up completely "

we proceed to reintroduce ourselves (i suck with names) and i walk out... all eyes still on me.

god i wish that delivery was more playful... but i didn't get slapped, and she actually had a laugh at it

i'm gonna work through it tomorrow.

any clues how to make up for the poor delivery tomorrow?

i know at some point in time i'm gonna ask her...
"ok i've asked plenty of girls this, but never a trainer, logically your input should be pretty reliable. what is your favorite part of a man's body? like if he stays in shape... what part catches your attention?"

but i know i need to make up for that delivery tomorrow. i'm open to suggestions.

i gotta pat myself on the back for going balls-to-the-wall with a crowd of 4 women and a line like that
i KNOW she's gonna be thinking about that all day. how often do you hear something like that, honestly?

[HumorUS]

Just say anything you want bro, you got her in the bag.

at some point in time she might give you the "seduction" look, where shes really into you, and wants you to fuck her brains out.. You know which one..

I hope

Just then you slap on her the "Oh my God! youre not one of those girls who is just gonna see me as a sex object are you? Im a human being with emotions! I just want people to love me for who i am, not for this Incredibly sexy body i've been working on!" <<< You really got to sell this with HIGH ENERGY and PLAYFULNESS! it'll get you to work on your playful tone.