 A stripper who opens me....
Okay, I havent tested this yet, but was going to. I wanted to see what you guys think of it first.....
When she comes up to me and asks...
Stripper: "Do you want a lapdance?"
Me: "Well, that depends...if you can't dance, do I get my money back?"
If she says no...this tell me she doesn't know how to dance that well and really just about making money. If she says yes...it tells me that she is confident and knows what she's doing and not worried about if she makes any money from me or not. Either way, I'm still not paying for a dance...just wanted to see what her response would be. No matter what answer she says though, I can give her shit about her repsonse of yes or no. While I am doing this, I am being cool, and not seeming like a D-bag or the guys she used to dealing with in the stripclub.
So, what's your thoughts? | 
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