Library Opener

[cheez avenger]

You must have balls of steel to pull this one off.


Credit goes to me!


Walk up to the hot Librarian/Clerk and...


PUA: I'm glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

Librarian/Clerk: *laughs

Transition, etc...

[DeadEyeDick]

There is a librarian at a library near me who -- I swear on my copy of Magic Bullets -- is hotter than any cocktail waitress in my area.

She's a little older, but hot as balls -- I may toss her this one and see what happens!

PS: I met a chick off match who was fairly aggressive on the first date. She smelled a little like mayo, and spent most of our time together talking about her visit earlier that day with her gynecologist, so I lost interest pretty fast. She was a reference librarian at a public library. I later saw her profile -- with much racier photos -- on Adult Friend Friender. Don't think those librarians aren't a little crazy behind closed doors!

This is the definitive work on pickup and dating theory, written by an acknowledged master of the game - a guy who’s TRAINED many of the new “gurus” on the scene!

[cheez avenger]

Originally Posted by DeadEyeDick

There is a librarian at a library near me who -- I swear on my copy of Magic Bullets -- is hotter than any cocktail waitress in my area.

She's a little older, but hot as balls -- I may toss her this one and see what happens!

PS: I met a chick off match who was fairly aggressive on the first date. She smelled a little like mayo, and spent most of our time together talking about her visit earlier that day with her gynecologist, so I lost interest pretty fast. She was a reference librarian at a public library. I later saw her profile -- with much racier photos -- on Adult Friend Friender. Don't think those librarians aren't a little crazy behind closed doors!

I've got stories that would make your head spin about "conservative librarians".

This is the definitive work on pickup and dating theory, written by an acknowledged master of the game - a guy who’s TRAINED many of the new “gurus” on the scene!

[sdnightfly]

150-158
158.1
154.7
306.73
646.76
646.77
613.96 in particular might make her blush a bit

305.4 is all the feminist stuff.

[BigDuke6]

Good one. I wonder who gets Dewey Decimal System humor these days

[cheez avenger]

Don't knock it, till you try it gents.

[unrated]

Nice man, if I happen to spot a hottie in the library, regardless if shes working there or not I will deliver this line and post my results.

[cheez avenger]

Originally Posted by unrated

Nice man, if I happen to spot a hottie in the library, regardless if shes working there or not I will deliver this line and post my results.

Yeah, works great on staff or patrons.


Field tested, cheez approved!

[Dom_ination]

I will have to see how this works, but it seems very CF

[cheez avenger]

Originally Posted by Dom_ination

I will have to see how this works, but it seems very CF

Oh, it is.

It's a CF opener.

How you transition from it is key to sealing the deal.