Stripper Field Report

[SPikeII]

Whats up guys? I'm new around here and I would first like to say that it will be a pleasure to talk to you guys and share expierence and expierences with you to become better at pickup.

Below is a field report that I did for myself about a week ago that I intended to post. I didn't want to post it cause I though I was starting to develop one-its over this girl and by just reading it back to myself and reading other posts in this board, I thought I had messed it up anyway (but who cares anyway shes missing out). I'am going to go ahead and post it in its entirety. Let me know what you guys think I did bad and what I did good in your opinion. In the report I went through and tried to figure out what I did wrong and what i did right but, without further ado, here is my story and my first post.

PS: This is a little lenghty so go grab your self a beer...

[SPikeII]

I went to the strip club and just wanted to share my experience with the knowledge that is on this board. First thing I did was talk to a bouncer since I always here that it’s best to befriend someone with a high social value while in a strip club. This plays into the fact that you should appear like you’re a insider while inside of the club and not like all the other AFC in the place, I still kind of messed this up continue reading.

After bullshitting with the bouncers and talking to the “coat check lady” (HB8), I then went ahead and grabbed a seat. At this point I was tired so I grabbed some coffee and a little bit of beer. Thinking back on it I probably looked like I was bored at this point. I remember I almost fell asleep while at the table, good thing I didn’t or I would have been out of this place so fast.

Eventually the first stripper approached me (HB8). She came up with her usual nonsense. I’ve learned to kind of ignore what comes out of a stripper’s mouth when the first approach. This time was no exception.

HB8: What’s your name?
Me: My name is …Chewbacca

That was the only part that was memorable, I did bust her balls though, and I got a dance from her shortly after, after keeping her mind interested for a second... I know they say that you shouldn’t buy dances while you’re at a strip club. I can perfectly agree with that if you want to get the highest probability for success while at the strip club. I got a dance because:

1. I wanted to (not because she wanted to, different frame)
2. I was so tired it was ridiculous. I wanted to see if this chick had it in here to wake me up.

After the dance I ended up in front of one of the various stages that were in the club. This is when I met the target. This girl was a HB8 at best but by the end of the night I would up it to HB9, when taking into account the entire package. I tipped her a dollar or whatever. At the end of the song, dance w/e so she came down to talk to me which led to:

HB8: Thanks You
Me: What’s inside of your shoes?
HB8: Fake flowers
Me: O……At least they look…pretty…You got a minute?
HB8: Sure
(She comes down from the stage and starts talking to me)
HB8: So what’s your name?
Me: My names is Rya…..Chewbacca
HB8: lol

We ended up talking for a little while about normal things and not what was going on in the club. At this point we were still at pervert’s row so while I was holding her hand I got her to spin around for me and immediately I moved her into another part of the club. I told her that I wanted to talk for a while but I knew that she wanted to get a dance from me. Talked to her for at least twenty minutes where I teased her, DHV, told stories, made her laugh, etc. Eventually I did get a lap dance from her (I wanted to). Honestly, it wasn’t even really a lap dance since she just kept talking and I took every opportunity to bust on her a little bit and teasing her.

I hadn’t gotten a VIP lap dance at this strip club before so I requested one, on my terms not hers. We then went to the VIP were she danced for me but it was more or less the same. She would be straddling over me “dancing” but we would talk and I would continue to make her laugh the entire time. At this point I know I was doing something right because her personality was coming out and she was beginning to qualify herself for me. She would tell stories about herself inside the club and outside even if I didn’t prompt here for it. She was even telling me how she shaves all the time and that the only hair she had on her body was on her head….nice visuals. She also kept trying to ask personal question about myself:

HB8: So where do you live?
Me: 1305 None of Your Business….
HB8: lol 1305 None of your business biotch. (mocking me playfully)

Also during this lap dance she kept trying to touch me. That may sound a little homo since I’m at a strip club and that’s what you should expect but, while touching me she would comment on how soft I was or, if I was ticklish (which I replied “You’ll have to find out”). I don’t think she asks all of her customers stuff like that.

I guess I paid for 5 songs while I was in VIP, but I got like 8-9 since she was giving them to me for free at this point.

After VIP was over, we then went back to the main part of the club. She tried to say her good byes but I know this girl was interested by the way she was hugging me and groping me like I was her boyfriend and not a customer. I then ask or her real name since I already knew she was interested. She told me hers and then I told her mine (after telling her it was Chewbacca again at first.). Then she said that she would come back and see me again. I said sure, with an "I don’t care" attitude. I told her to go make some money but then I made her pinky promise that she would indeed comeback.

I stayed at the club talked to some people and kept myself busy and not like I was waiting on the girl. 15-20 minutes goes by and she comes back.

HB8: Hey! I saw that you were sitting over here but then noticed that you left for a cigarette and I couldn’t find you for a minute.
Me: Well it’s nice to know you’re keeping tabs on me…

We talked more and I continued to teasing her:

Called Her
• The Green Giant – since here stilettos made here tower over me
• Goofy – this girl was always laughing, during one of the lap dance the conversation got on the topic Family Matters and then she proceeded to start snorting like Steve Urkel (funny shit).
• Pinocchio – she had a large nose but it wasn’t large enough to keep me away, I didn’t let her know that though

She was all over me but I would push her off of me and tell her that this relationship is over but then eventually bring her back in again. Her best friend HB9 then stopped by I guess to make sure her friend was alright, since she has spent a lot of her time with me at this point, got her to invest. She introduced me to her “best” friend as the “funniest guy she has ever met”.

I told her to go make some money and she said that she would comeback. The second time she cam back I continued gaming. After a while she asked if I wanted to get another dance (this is one dance that I didn’t really want to get and probably cost me this chick). As we were walking to the private lap dance room, she was telling me how she was comfortable with me and she felt safe when she was with me (because of me running some comfort building). We did more of the same with me busting on her and talking to her like a normal adult... I noticed this evil intent in her that wanted to kiss me so I ran the kiss test

Me: Do you want to kiss me?
HB8: Yes, I actually do. I keep for getting that we’re at the club.
Me: I didn’t say you could….. (I knew that I could have probably kissed this girl but we weren’t too far from the bouncers who were watching the whole room. Logistically its wasn’t going to happen.)
HB8: Ooohhh! Yes, my king! (Starts laughing)
Me: I can get used to that I like the ring of it. I prefer “my liege” myself though.

Lap dance finishes and I move her to another section of the club. I know for sure she’s interested so the dialogue goes something like this:

Me: Alright, it’s getting late I’m going to have to go soon. Will I ever see you again?
HB8: Well, that’s up to you. I can give you my number or you can give me yours.
Me: How about you give me yours.
HB8: Ok, I’ll give you my house number
(She whispers the number in my ear while here manager is behind me)
Me: I’ll give you a call tomorrow just to touch bases.
HB8: Do that!
(I should have come up with some specific type of plan then just telling her I would call her.)

After getting the number she said that she had to check on one of her regular customers and that she would come back again. I went outside for a cigarette tried to go back but the club was closing so they wouldn’t let me back in. I got my bouncer, who is a new buddy, to let me in to use the bathroom. As I was leaving for good, I saw the target talking to her regular customer. I nodded and waved that I was leaving which she smiled and waved back as she was talking to her customer.

The Good
• Got here attracted
• Had her qualifying herself
• Go to Comfort
• She wanted to kiss me
• #closed (I didn’t really have to ask)
• Had her give me free lap dances
• She felt comfortable and safe when inside when she was with me
• Created false realities (would tell her me and her would go away together to Miami and visit strip clubs)
• Would tell her the relationship is over if she said something really dumb
• Tell her that we’ve already know each other for a long time

The Bad
• Didn’t stay 5 minutes after she gave me her number
• Stuck around a little long
• Paid for dances *Note*
• Should of gamed more than just 1 stripper
• Didn’t f-close

This all happened 4 days ago but I haven’t been able to get her on the phone yet, probably due to the fact she works nights and sleeps during the day. If I see here again in the club I think she will be receptive and I know I can get her to bounce the next time. But if I do go back, I’m not spending any money on her, she’ll have to return the favor and give me money. I could of f-closed easily (i think), since she said she felt comfortable and safe with me, big IOI. She also said that with guys at strip clubs she can’t be herself since the customer are all a-holes but I’m different, big IOI. With me she says she can unwind and relax and let her personality come out.

I thought that I did a good job since my intent at first was not to pick up a striper when I first got there; it probably showed while I was doing my thing. Please let me know what I did right and what I did wrong. Also, do you think I got a chance with this chick in the future or should I just move on?

Spike

[Promitius]

I think you did great. My hero. I'm bookmarking this for my first strip club visit.

[JLW]

No offense, but it sounds to me like she played you like a violin. I wouldn't bet on anything ever happening with this chick. Strippers say and do that exact same bs with guys all the time. My advice is to save your money, forget strippers, and go out into the "real world" to look for women. Not trying to rain on your parade, just save you a lot of money and heartache.

[DaBomb]

Intresting ... i'd prolly change a little bit of it .

[OV_Legend]

I'd be interested to see how the follow up went.....when she said she wanted to kiss you and "almost forgot we were in the club" that doesn't seem like genuine interest to me......a great line I heard on pickup podcasts about dances was....."I don't do lap dances" invitint the inevitable "why?" to which the response is..."When you're here working, do you want to be seen as an entertainer, or a piece of ass?" (guess which one she'll pick) "Well when I'm in here, I want to be seen as someone who appreciates beauty and talent....not a fucking wallet"......thought I would share that one here....it's great stuff....it's not my own so giving credit to the interview from P-U podcasts!! PM me or reply here and let me know how the follow up went......I'm curious to hear!!!

[Fader]

Originally Posted by OV_Legend

I'd be interested to see how the follow up went.....when she said she wanted to kiss you and "almost forgot we were in the club" that doesn't seem like genuine interest to me......a great line I heard on pickup podcasts about dances was....."I don't do lap dances" invitint the inevitable "why?" to which the response is..."When you're here working, do you want to be seen as an entertainer, or a piece of ass?" (guess which one she'll pick) "Well when I'm in here, I want to be seen as someone who appreciates beauty and talent....not a fucking wallet"......thought I would share that one here....it's great stuff....it's not my own so giving credit to the interview from P-U podcasts!! PM me or reply here and let me know how the follow up went......I'm curious to hear!!!

Very good