Supermarket Opener

[cheez avenger]

If you're buying beer at the supermarket and the cashier is hot, go in with this.


"Can you hurry up, my beer's getting warm."



Transition.

That one's from a non-community friend of mine.

[Fedor]

that's it? I would have used "hurry up, my meat is getting hot/warm" (you need to have some meat/steaks in there)

[miaddict]

I've done this at cashier registers before.

Are you checking me out?

If she gets it, it gets a laugh. If she does not get it, she's not worth gaming anyway.

[stellar87]

my personal favorite when the hot saleslady can't seem to find something i want right away

"you must be new*smirk*...aren't you?"

instant chuckle everytime

[cheez avenger]

Originally Posted by Fedor

that's it? I would have used "hurry up, my meat is getting hot/warm" (you need to have some meat/steaks in there)

I like mine better.

It makes more sense. Who likes to drink warm/hot beer???

[VeraLynn]

Originally Posted by miaddict

I've done this at cashier registers before.

Are you checking me out?

If she gets it, it gets a laugh. If she does not get it, she's not worth gaming anyway.

I was a cashier for a few years back when I was a teenager... this made me LOL.....