Yesterday I decided to go to a strip club and try out some of the tactics described here. Please comment as to what I did wrong and right and where I could have improved. Please be brutally honest.
I dressed up really nice with addition of a cobra teeth necklace. Went to this upscale strip club.
It is Monday and it is 8 PM. The club is almost empty. Not many high quality strippers there.[
First Mistake? Monday/8 PM/Start Of Month?]
I keep a good frame (might have overdone it) I tip the seater a good $20 [
Second mistake? The seater was at the end of the shift]
I sit at the bar and order water. The bartender is not very forthcoming. I try to initiate conversation with him but fail to strike rapport. Meanwhile a HB5 (I have a very tough scale for women) sits next to me and starts talking to me. I talk to her but without facing her. It is light talk as I am not interested in her. I told her I am not her type and I dont want a dance from her. I can see she is hurt by my comment. She retreats some time later. [
Bad Move? The other girls probably noticed this behavior and may have concluded I was kind of buff)
I go and sit in a corner. Mind you the area is almost empty. I pull out my magic card deck and start practicing levitation hoping to attract girls. My supposed ruse, I am improving my focus. [
Does that sound too stupid?]. For about 20 minutes no one notices me. After a while I move to a different area but still no success as the strippers are not moving around much. They are just sitting alone or with someone. [
I think my initial move with the first one backfired and others did not even try to approach me, either for fear of rejection or that I was rude].
Two strippers stop by, none that I am interested in, but I am polite and cocky funny by now. They spend time with me but I tell them start of conversation that I am not going to buy dances from them as I am here for a different purpose. They still spend time with me and then leave.
Another needy HB5 stops by but is too boring, I kind of do polite conversation thinking I will reserve my energy for the one I really want.
Another HB 6 stops by and asks if I want a dance. I said I am here to improve my focus. She says the sport bar is round the corner [
Should I make anything out of this?? Am I becoming unpopular in the establishment by now?]
After that no one stops by. All good ones are busy with other customers.I notice a HB7 sitting alone and approach her saying since you seem bored, why don't you help me practice my magic [
Bad move? I shouldn't have approached someone?].
Once she is with me, I start my cocky funny routines. She mentions I have nice shoes and I said they are plastic and cost me $5. She says I want to touch them I said sorry, I don't allow that. I tell her some DHV stories, pretend to read her palm, tell her a DHV story about how I got into palm reading. She is very interested. She says I have a strong
sense of humor. We do not talk about her job, I compliment her on being intelligent compared to other girls. I neg her just a little about different eyes but retract it. I tell her we can never get along because she is too smart and I don't like smart girls. I try to hook her into 5 questions game and we have this long discussion about
whether we should even play the game and what is she ready to bet on it. Eventually we don't play the game.
She asks what do I do and I tell her I sell underwears on ebay, that too used underwears of female celebrities. I tell her there is a lot of money in those. She almost believes me [
Another problem??]. I tell her I will give her 20 dollars if she will go give someone a free dance but ask him if he would buy a used underwear of his favorite celebrity. She says people will think I am weird.
I play a magic trick on her where a coin disappears in her hand and I pretend to pull the missing coin from her ass. She is very impressed and keeps asking how I did it. I bust her balls on trying to steal my coin by hiding it in her ass.
I ask her to ask me any questions and detect if I am lying or not. She asks me how many kids I have and I say 21. She says she believes me. She asks me if I am rich and I say no.
I ask her to buy me dinner and she says she is broke and eats out of garbage cans. I invite her to eat out of garbage cans with me because I am broke too.
I mention I am hungry and looking for a place to eat. She mentions she is hungry too. I do not ask her out because I don't want to.
Now an interesting thing happens. She has been sitting too long with me by now. I have asked her to go dance with other people but she hasn't. I think by this time everyone including the managers know that I am not there to buy dances. She gets a page from management and says she has to leave.
She never comes back. No dancer comes back. I have an feeling that the management is warning girls not to approach me [
Is it possible??] I leave in about 20 minutes.
Overall a fun experience. Please comment on how I should have approached things differently so I could have landed higher quality girls or entertained a group to build attraction. Do you think I am ready for a club game??
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My first application of principles here .. may make you laugh
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