"Your Funny", "Im Gay"

[MAG!C]

Yesterday my buddy picked me up and we went to the mall. He wants to learn 'what we do' so to speak. And I thought I should start teaching him on what I know. Yesterday I was just teaching him how to breath properly, how to walk, how to look, HOW TO PROJECT YOURSELF in general.

Then of course by the end of the 2 hours he was obviously curios on "So... Go pick up a girl"

So we are walking through the mall, and you know how malls have those booths all around them where people sell there crap? So as I walk by, I pass through this 'lotion booth'. 3 Second rule. I am 1 feet after the boot (passed it). I turn around. Start a conversation.

GUYS.. 3 SECOND RULE. I PROMISE YOU! Its like.. MAGIC! You don't get butterflies in your stomach, you don't get nervous. There is no TIME! It took me.. maybe.. 1-2 seconds to locate the booth, and walk up to her. RIGHT AWAY.

I was actually trying to see if I will have butterflies in my stomach, I never got them. Guys.. trust me.. 3 seconds!

So I can't really remember how it went but....

Me: Hey listen, my hands are really rough, what would you recomend?
Her: Well we got this cream. Its salt from the dead sea. Really good. Now you put this once a week.
Me: Its so smooth
Her: Isn't it?
Me: *I take the cream from my hand, and start rubbing it on her hand*
Her: So see now... Soon your hands will be really smooth so you can kiss your girlfriend
Me: Oh Im gay
... Akward silence
Me: Im kidding! Wow.
Her: Haha! Your really funny
Me: I try to be
Her: Well it works
Me: *2 Girls pass by* Hey, come here for a sec. Tell me how it feels

So then I start talking to the girl who works theer + 2 randoms.
By this time, I am looking at the girl (hired gun) and her nipples are so hard! You can like.. cut diamonds with them LOL! Thing is... Girls can fake being attracted to you just to get something out of you. But you can't fake the inscrease of size of your pupils, or when your nipples get hard when a minute ago they were all soft and shit and you couldn't even see them.

So while I am talking to those girls. MY WING. Well the guy whom I started to teach just... WATCHES IT. Like.. I tried to hint to get atleast one girl...

Oh well. I didn't get there numbers. I just wanted to show them how it works. And that it is not hard to do it.

SO...
IN COCLUSION


3 Second Rule.
I find that a lot of people don't follow it. START FOLLOWING IT NOW.

And I mean.. LITERLY.. 3 SECOnds.

So if she is 40 feet away, and you know in 3 seconds you won't make it. Don't do it. Start from something small.

Start from her being '3 seconds away' which is what... 9 feet? 10 feet? not far at all. "10 feet away from you after you spot her". there.

[kingdom]

well done man.

[slim_chance]

Sweet, I'll add nipple hardening to my list of IOIs haha.