Weird thing with a stripper

[Rogue Hero]

Feels kind of odd to be making my second post in this category, but I figured it fits, so why not?

Alright, so this actually happened just after Christmas, and I've kind of been going over it in my head every so often wondering what I should have done. I'll give the whole story.

My little sister came into town for the holidays and the first night she was there, we went out to a regular bar and made some plans with some of her friends to meet at a local strip club the following night. So, we get to the club and none of her friends are showed up on account of a snow storm...it's just me and my little sister, hanging out at a strip club (slightly awkward, but we get along well with eachother, so it's cool).

So, we watch a few dances, and there's one HB10 dancer I find really attractive. She's absolutely tiny (probably no more than 5'0", and maybe 100 lbs.), and does some impressive pole work. When she finishes, she starts working the room and can barely get 10 feet around before she's back giving a lapdance. My sister and I watch a few more dances, then we go and start playing pool. At this point, I went to get us each another drink and the HB10 dancer comes up beside me and orders a drink for herself. So, while we're waiting and just because it seems odd to not be saying anything to her while we're both just standing there, I open her.

Me: "I just wanted to say, that thing where you held onto the pole and spun around upside down was really impressive."

Her: "Thanks, it's actually really hard. Especially for me because I'm really little, and the poles at this club are a little shakey and close to the edge so it's kind of scary sometimes."

Me: "Do you not normally dance here?"

Her: "No, I'm actually from blah blah I'm a student there..." she goes on to tell me a bit about herself, that sort of stuff. And mentions that she went to school at my old university, but got kicked out due to something that happened somewhere else, but doesn't go into details. Our drinks come about this time.

Me: "Wow...sounds like you've got a story to tell. If you get the chance, I'm over at the pool table with my sister, come by and say hi."

Her: "Ok!"

Now, I go back and we have a few games of pool. Then, we sit down at a table with our drinks and are thinking about getting ready to leave (all the while my sister is ripping on me for not getting a lapdance because I've never had one before), when I see the HB10 walking out of the lapdance area. I motion her over, and ask her about that story she didn't go into detail about.

Her: "No...I don't think so. That story is really bad..."

Me: "Don't worry, I'm not gonna judge *smiles playfully*"

Her: "Well, it involves blah blah..." But, at this point she starts using some really odd kino. Rubbing my arm and shoulder up and down, but really kind of hard and rough...almost like she was either kind of nervous, or else just really tired and wanted to go home.

Me: "Wow...that's crazy! *a bit more fluff talk*"

Her: *more fluff talk*

Me: *running out of things to say* "Well...um...it was nice talking to you,"

Her: "You too sweety!" And she starts to walk away.

I turn back to my sister and see her with her arms crossed in front of her, looking at me disappointedly. Then I think she mouthed the word "pussy" at me. I just sort of set my jaw and got up and went back to the HB10.

Me: "Excuse me, ok...my little sister over there has been kind of pushing me to get a lapdance all night because I've never had one. Can I...?"

Her: *her entire body seems to very quickly shift* "Yeah sure! Right this way."

Me: *making some nervous remark about sex*

Her: "Don't worry...nothing ever happens back here."

Then she sets out the rules, which are that I can touch anywhere except her crotch. The dance ends, and she gets up and says "Thanks for the dance!" Then I pay her the $20, and she looks a bit surprised and says, "Thank you!" Then goes to give me a hug and I think it might have been a kiss on the cheek, but I'm really not sure...lol, it ended up being a kiss on the corner of my mouth, regardless.

So, I guess really I'm just trying to make sense of this whole thing. Should I have tried to pick her up? At the time, I wasn't exactly thinking she would be interested, but some of her behaviour was a little odd. Any comments or suggestions?

[Marisa]

Sounds like she was doing her job.

[Rogue Hero]

Ok, good to know. I'm totally new to the whole stripper scene. I'm new to a lot of things...lol. Coming out of a relationship that's lasted since I was 18, never did the whole bar thing at all.

[Korda]

I agree, seems to me that she was doing her job.

[silversixone]

Some strippers like to torture men, others think they like to torture men but find themselves worked up and needing contact when it's over, and all of them are in it for the money. Everything is weird in Stripperland.


Silver

[MachineElf]

Unfortunately, I don't think there is anything remarkable about your story. You went into a strip club; talked to a stripper; bought a lapdance; maybe got a bit of a kiss. Nothing to indicate you stood out at all from all her other customers (which is not to say she thought badly of you, just that it was, likely, all part of the blur for her.)

That said, to answer your question: Yes, you should have tried to pick her up nevertheless. You probably would have failed, but at least then you would have an experience you could learn from, and some practice in being the good aggressive that women love. (I say always err on the side of aggressive when in doubt. Especially if you are new to this. Later on it's much easier to tone it down if you go far, than to tune it up if you don't.)

My advice would be that any time you meet a stripper you would like to fuck, then go for it: try and pick her up. Fail. Learn. With time you'll figure it out, and then get to have some fun.

[Supervillain]

Hmm. some of the responses here are interesting.

I had my 1st lapdance not too long ago. and she let me basically do anything I wanted - kissed and sucked her tits etc hand was on her snatch.