Opener that always works on hired guns... Alright, so i'm sure that almost all of you have seen Superbad. Well, this is an opener that i stole from the movie. It's based on the part where McLovin' is in the liquor store and gets carded. He sighs and says "makes me feel young again."
I use this every time i am carded by an HB Hired Gun and it has worked every time except for once (i don't think she had seen the movie). Anyway, they always give a gigle and say "OMG i love that movie." Now they are opened, their guard is down, and you can transition from there. Obviously, this is mostly for waitresses or bartenders.
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-In vino veritas
And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
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