The jewelry shop woman

[chopchoi]

There's this woman, 35 or so, who works in a jewlery shop in the mall. She would've been a HB9 in her heyday, but age has taken it's toll. now she's maybe a 6.5 in the face, but her body is smokin, about 8.5.

The first day I talked to her she wouldn't tell me her name. I was like, that's o.k., I'll just call you "fat butt." and every time I addressed her, I'd be like "So, fat butt..." She got all self-conscious and said how, no matter how hard she tries to lose weight, she just can't lose her butt (I like big butts and I cannot lie...). Then she started telling me about all the guys who come in trying to talk to her. I was like "Yeah, but I'm better looking." She said no, that one guy was a model, and he'd hang around all day waiting for her to get off work, hoping to take her to dinner, but she always said no. I said, "I don't wanna take you out to dinner." Then some customers came in, and I didn't want to stand aroud, so I split.

I was back at the mall 10 days later. I went to her store and asked to see some engagement rings. She asked what size my girlfriend was, and I said "about your size." She showed me a few rings, and asked her which one she liked best. She said "She's your girlfriend, you sould know which one she'll like." I said, "This is woman's stuff. You shold know better. Wait. You are a woman, right?" She tells me I'm crazy, then picks out a ring. I get down on one knee and ask her to marry me. She reiterates that I'm crazy. I tell her she's crazy too, but she denies it. I tell her that people who aren't crazy are boring, and she doesn't look boring, so she must be crazy. She says "Not as crazy as you." Then she says I probably go around to stores all day flirting with women.

I got snagged here. Flirting with other women is DHV, but going around to stores doing it all day is DLV. At first I denied it, she said "I know you do." I said "Well..." Then some customers came and I left.

Next time I think I'll show up 15 minutes before she gets off. Tell her I'm going to the bar accross the street, and that I'll be waiting for her. When she protests, tell her "Just one drink. 15 minutes." And walk off. Good plan?

[Enkay]

Well from what you're saying she doesn't seem attracted to you because she has not been giving you any IOIs.. I would be surprised if this works.

On a side note, I don't think calling a woman fat butt is ever a great idea especially not if she's 35 and probably freaking out because she knows she's getting older. There's negging, and there's making a woman feel bad about herself... she's not going to want to hang out with someone who makes her feel bad.

[Cangri805]

She already told ya that she has a high value and that lots of men try to will for her and she even told ya that a MODEL is looking to go out wit her... what are ya chances?
well if you do same thing as da model and ask her to go out, more litely you will just been waiiting 15 mins in a bar by yourself and next time, you will show low value waiting for a woman 15 mins?!?!!!!

nah, best thing to do, is actually invite over sum of your homegirls, and go to the store, have fun wit them and make them laugh a lot in the store, that way your HB is gonna feel unconfortable of you going out wit other woman, and she might end up giving you a chance to go out wit her, cus you proved her that your not a boring guy that wanna hook up, but you actually enjoy female sex around!!!

If you dont show high value, she will never pay attention to ya, member she is 35 and your younger, she knoes your not looking for a babysister or a long term relationship!!! at that age woman are less dosil to sex, but like to have adventures too!!!

[chopchoi]

I took the whole thing about the model to be a big-time IOI. If she wasn't interested, why would she try so hard to DHV? she also sticks her chest out when she talks to me, and doesn't do that with other customers, and she had a flirtatious tone when she called me crazy.

But yeah, I'm not going to wait in a bar for her. Next time, before I go see her, I'll have my friend call me in 10 minutes. Then I'll pretend I'm making plans with a HB.