Wow.
This is going down hard.
I mean,
1- month and a half.
Shit man... that's like a MEGA-extended date arrangement.
Hey! What if we go to pizza on February 2008!
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"" And i told her i'll show her how to pick up strippers ""
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Why did you do that if you don't know how to do it?
You're lying to them from the get-go.
You're a small, small man.
Be proud of what you are... don't lie.
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"" also told her to do it all u have to do is ignore them and give them shit (negs) ""
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You're going down in an SR-71 BlackBird, with full after burners, coming in a 100% dive straight-down from 10 miles up.
This is going to be fun.
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"" But i'm very experience and ever since reading all pickup knowledge i've been practicing my aproaching but only going as far as opening. ""
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Do you realize that your sentence doesn't make sense?
You say you're very experienced... yet in the same line you say you "only going as far as opening."
Then, WTF are you experienced in?
Keyboard jockeying?
Day-dreaming about pick-up?
I don't get it. I'm sure you don't get it either.
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"" So i'm wondering what u guys think i should do when i'm out at this strippers club with the lesbians? ""
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Something tells me this is not going to happen.
What do WE think YOU should do...
Wow... what a question.
I like popcorn. And M&Ms.
Add some nice napkins, and it's a set.
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"" should i do what i said above, and just talk to my 2 lesbian friends? ""
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Again, your sentences don't make sense.
If you do what you said above (my brain hurts), then you can't "just talk" to your friends.
Yet if you don't do the above, .... ouch. ouch. ouch.
What exactly are you planning on doing? Saying?
Awww man,.... I so wish I could be there.
I would buy you a beer and a Red Bull.
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"" I've read all the other posts on this topic and did'nt see how ne of it can help me in anyway, ""
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Yes yes... because you are totally unique.
Nobody has ever ever ever in Never Ever Land had this happen to them.
Let me just drop everything and work on you.
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"" as i'm going there with lesbians and not male friends, ""
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Again, sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't think this is going down.
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"" i beleive this will help me get more attention being there with lesbians but unsure. ""
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Well... you're unsure?
Why? How come?
MENTAL GAME!
You walk in alone.
Ok, now imagine you walk in witht two girls...
What are the results of our experiment?
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"" I'm thinking i'm just going to ignore the strippers ""
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Fuck dude... might as well go to WalMart.
It has better lighting, bigger isles, carts you can push around, AND!!!
They have specials on house cleaning products. BadaBING!
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"" and tell them i only have $10 ""
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That's a super mega DHV right there if I EVER read one.
Fuck... if you say you have only 5 dollars, IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!!!!
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"" ans ask what i can get for that ""
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Oh please please PRETTTY please...
DO deliver that line, and PLEASE get back to us what they said.
Again, I so want to be there... and buy you that beer. And grits.
And Natalie Portman.
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"" as i remember reading somewhere that a guy said he only had a $10 and ended up getting free lapdance and number close ""
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I would imagine his skills went beyond "only going as far as opening."
That's just me... I might be wrong.
Pac Man!
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"" but can't remember how he did it, ""
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You're looking for an instructions manual.
It doesn't exist.
Stop looking for it.
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"" so ne help would be much apreciated. ""
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I hope this post was of service...
PS: Your signature:
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""Give me 40 minutes and i'll bed the queen of france (valtair)""
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It's V-O-L-T-A-I-R-E
And here's the quote:
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Give me ten minutes to talk away my ugly face and I will bed the Queen of France.
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Raddica,
I hope you find my post inspiring, and insightful.
I can see how it can be somewhat disheartening... but it's all because of the much love I feel for you.
You're all over the place man.
You're asking for help in something, that only experience can...
Ok, do you know why people **study** this?
Because it takes time, effort, energy, and dedication.
Not a three step list.
Or four step for that matter.
I hope others chime in with more comments... but I, personally, see you crashing and burning... yet I don't... because I don't think this is going to happen (1.5 months? WTF?)
What I suggest to you is,
1st- STOP trying to be the Big Man on Campus and talking your mouth off about your "game abilities" (Eh! Eh! EH!!! Read your post to see what I mean!)
2nd- Go out to the FIELD and learn this shit first hand.
3rd- Be kind to lesbians and dolphins.
Please keep us updated... I'm very interested in seeing what's up with this. Or what's down with it... =\