 First stripper attempt thoughts please
Okay so to start this off I am just going to say that I am new to the game but I am quickly learning. I am not that good of a writer so I am trying to tell this by writing it out and it is hard I don't really know where to start so I will start at the beginning. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
So I was with my brother Dave, my cousin Alex, and later wing Jason. We were at a bachelor party. I see Jason from across the room he has several piercings. I heard several stories about him from my brother. He exclusively dates strippers I figured the piercings were for peacocking after I heard this. So I went up to him and I asked him about it. He told me "Yes that is what I do." so of course I asked him how not wanting to directly state that I thought he was a PUA. He asks me if I ever saw the show The Pick Up Artist. I immediately said you do that he says yes and that he was doing it before the show and didn't know about the MM until he saw the show. He decided to teach me the game. Anyway we talk for awhile about it and then Jason, Dave, Alex, and I decided to go to the strip club.
So we arrive we are looking around the room he knows a few of the girls there they come up to him and start talking to him. I was impressed with how he was doing. When I notice this girl that looks really familiar to me and I wondered if it was a girl I worked with at McDonald's I'm 20 I worked there for awhile she can't be older than 18. Anyway I start talking to her and conversation beginnings is a sticking point I have so my wing steps in and talks for a little bit. So she said that she was really embarrassed. I asked her why and she said because she knew me. I told her I should be embarrassed because I knew her and I was there.(Not sure if it was a neg or not) It turned out I was past the stripper persona by knowing her before she was a stripper. Anyway she had to go on stage and I am talking to Jason and told him I was going to get a dance from her and I know that it is a bad idea. He said it isn't always a bad idea sometimes it works for you. She comes back over and I tell her I want a dance and she gets embarrassed and doesn't want too. She says something like "it is weird if it was your friend there it would be different". I say oh ok I see how it is and I do a freeze out and she comes up behind me and she hugs me from behind and says "No its not like that". So then Jason leans in and says that she has to because all I have done since I have seen her is talk about how I always wanted to see her naked when we worked together and now I have a chance. So she says lets go.
The Dance
We go into the room and talk for a short period. She hands me her cigarette and I hit it she says after that "you know you have some lip gloss on your lips it is either from my cigarette or something else" I tell her how I was a party before we came here so its probably from that. She smiles at that.Then the dance starts a little bit into this song. Then she keeps telling me "not to look and don't watch in the mirror". Then she goes on about how shes embarrassed I say "Why are you embarrassed you are a good looking girl" and she says that because "they are small" her boobs are not big but shes still sexy. She does however show me but blushes. During the dance she grabs my hands and puts them right up against her hips but they are laying flat against my legs and she keeps her hands on top of mine. Hands touching the girl at all is kind of a big no no in Ohio. Anyway she stops when the song ends and I tell her how that was a rip off and she says "yea I can't cheat you but I can other people" and she goes again for most of the next song. The entire time she is saying how she hates me and I just tell her that she really loves me and she smiles during this. The dance is over and she makes me grab her clothes and hand them to her which I did. I leave the room and she comes out a little bit later. She comes up to me and hits me playfully saying how weird it was for her. I asked her why it was weird she says "Well it would be different at a party or something". I took this as if this was a party I could have gotten one anyway. This is when I saw my chance I followed up with "Well if I had your number I could call you for parties". She tells me to put it in her phone.
The Weird Part
So I forgot to charge my phone like an asshole so I tell her to write it down she says on what I tell her on a napkin. I can't believe I said that because this place doesn't actually have napkins (I know its bad but shes hot and works at this place but whatever). I tell her to write it on my hand and she goes and gets a pen and she sits down. So now I am standing and she wants to write it on my forehead I tell her no hand. Then I do the hand spin and shes gets all oh you took my seat blah blah. The pen doesn't work so she goes in the back to get something else to write with. I move to a chair because Jason told me to because some creepy guy was trying to listen in to hear her number. So I sit down she comes over and pulls up a chair she comes out. She says that she can't remember her new number I tell her that, that is bullshit and she says no really I tell her to go get it and I can figure it out for her and she smiles really big and goes to get it. She comes out her phone is dead. I am thinking fuck this isn't good. So I get a pen that works and write my number on cigarette pack top that my bro gave to me. I give it to her she also has me write it on her hand in case she looses it. I am still not satisfied by this because she could just not call. She can see this and she writes a number on my hand saying it is her parents home phone and I can get her cell number from there. The entire time though she is sitting knee in my crotch, leg on my lap, and shes letting me run my hand up her leg. She is also grabbing my hair she is saying how much she loves it, I tell her I am not buying another dance so she doesn't have to act like that. She responds with "oh no its not like that and she keeps pulling it". Anyway we leave and I as far as it seems number close sort of. I need to call which I will do Tuesday. Jason couldn't believe that happened. I felt so alive during this it was like an amazing drug even if it is a bad number I don't care I know I did somethings right. I may have left some stuff out that I couldn't remember.
Any thoughts, grips, criticisms, complaints, advice.
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