Opening flight attendants

[hansy2u]

I'll be racking up the frequent flyer miles the next few months, and am hoping to take the opportunity to close a few flight attendants.

Anyone have any cocky/funny (situational or other) openers, especially when the FA's are working in-flight (such as when they greet passengers while boarding, or while prepping/serving drinks)? Or perhaps when they are in the gate area waiting to board a flight.

Anyone know what kind of rules Airlines have in place for FA's regarding socializing with passengers in-flight? Would it be inadvisable to attempt heavy kino or even a kiss close in the cabin?

[Mister Cupid]

i had some experiences with them ... once it happened during the flight and the other two times happened in the airport ... when they are serving the passenger , they can't talk to you but when they finish serving , you can run game on them ... try to get a seat near the emergency door , there is a row that passengers seat opposite or next to the flight attendances therefore you can open them while they are sitting because of turbulence or taking off ... let's say like this :

most of them are stressed because of their job ... they fly a lot and at the end of the day , they are very tired specially behind the neck and on their legs ... mostly i use a normal opener like :

Me : hey how long are you working with this airline ?
She : 2 years.
Me : do you enjoy flying often ?
She : well that's my job , i like but sometimes it makes me exhausted
Me : how long was the maximum flight you ever had ?
She : china blah blah
Me : did you ask chinese to read your palm when you got there ?
She : no
Me : give your hand to me , let me see ... (then i read for her)
She : oh you really can read ?
Me : i try to hehhee ( and i read for her)

After i read for her , i touch her palm and i say : " Do you know about reflexology of human ? "

She : No but i heard of it , how ?
Me : hmm i can feel some parts of your body holding too much tension and it needs to release .
She : really ? where is it ?

I reach for the back of her neck and i start massaging with my palm , then i say : "release the tension , do you feel better ?"

She : yeah it feels good ...
Me : if you want more then say please more ...
She : please more ...
Me : (after i massage her neck , i grab her hand and start checking again) you have tension somewhere else ...
She : where ?
Me : (i grab for her leg and squeeze and i say ) you feel too much here , your legs and your feet , you need to take it out but i can't do it here , you know ...

She : yeah i understand ... where did you learn these ?
Me : i learned from an old chinese man who once i met in china and blah blah

the you can run other games on her until you get her number ...

I got their number even faster than a girl in club / street , flight attendances are more socialized that other girls because they travel a lot and they see new cultures + new people and most of them are open to sex because of their job , they can't have a relationship as normal as we have because they need to travel a lot.

i hope you get the point

[JohnFox]

The only reason I can see myself gaming a flight attendant is to get that satisfaction you get from pick-up.

They're in different parts of the country every day. I could be wrong, but that makes it a little hard to get the day 2 doesn't it? 0

[hansy2u]

Originally Posted by JohnFox

The only reason I can see myself gaming a flight attendant is to get that satisfaction you get from pick-up.

They're in different parts of the country every day. I could be wrong, but that makes it a little hard to get the day 2 doesn't it? 0

Dude, one of my ATF movies is "Boeing, Boeing" - a must see classic comedy for any PUA juggling multiple girls. I guess thats the source of my gaming FA's fantasy

On the topic, which airline has the best (prettiest / friendliest) FA's?
For example:
United,American: Mostly the 50+ age group HB3's
USAir: 50+ and grumpy HB3's
Lufthansa: 20's-30's HB5-HB7, but don't try any hanky panky
Singapore: 20's HB7's, but hard to get past A2
Virgin: 20's HB8's, game on!
SAS: 30's HB9's, game on!

[Mr Cucchi]

I've done a lot of long-haul recently, and that's where this works best...

Banter lines, [observational] opinion openers and observational transitions... DHV along the lines of your experiences flying with other airlines and neg on the basis how their service is better... the DHVing really works best when you're talking in terms of long-haul operators as does the negging, I always have the best time negging my Asiana Airline girls with how I'd rather fly Emirates or Singapore then DHV them to the max by name dropping their boss, how good friends I am with her boss, and why she is the only reason I still fly Asiana, lol... if your in-flight game isn't quite up to scratch then your fallback will have to be your club game, get enough rapport to find out where they typically hang out when they're in town...

In response to the above poster's concerns... IMO, having an FA is almost perfect... I'm 23, and as settle-downable as some FAs are, I also massively appreciate the fact that they stop over for a couple of days then won't be back for a week or two later on a 2 dayer... FREEDOM... if you don't want to make it a regular booty call then they're also quite willing no strings attached fvcks...

Hottest FAs... Asia... Asiana Airlines, Singapore Airlines, Korean Air, Cathay Pacific, and Emirates rock...

[swordfish01]

i game them mostly to get bumped to first class... i start immediately...

[Criptico]

Miaster Cupid.
I fly like a bird as well, due to my job.
I find it really difficult to open them because of heir greeting other stuff...
I have 2 problems here:
1) their seat is close to the toilet and not close to the first row ( I can travel in business). Maybe European fligths are different?

2) How do you lead the Game, when everyone else is sitting next to you, in a packed plane and everyone can hera what you are saying?
Ciao!

[goodrake]

Pretty much all of my flights have been domestic US flights, so consider that when reading my comments.

The suggestion to get either the first row in First Class, or the first row in Coach on the larger planes that have a jump seat in front of coach, and the seats in the back of the plane near the jumpseats are spot on. Otherwise you are probably not going to easily get face time with an attendant on the plane except for when you can get up out of your seat, and walk back to one of those areas and wait for the lavatory or just hang out stretching your legs. Post 9/11 they are probably not going to let you hang out up front near the cockpit door. Either way try to smile and be more interesting than the 100's of folks they see and greet per flight.

I flew this past Friday and on one of my flights had a flight attendant sitting in a jump seat facing me. They welcome the ability to have some intelligent conversation with passengers while they have to reamin seated. It helps the time pass faster. You can easily find out where they are based, where they will be when their work day ends, and other stuff.

If they are overnighting in your destination city, you can ask about suggestions on where to eat or go out, and likewise if that's your home, you can offer them. If you are a frequent traveller you can also talk about knowledge of travel and airlines, since that is something you will have in common with them. Most of the ladies are interested in shopping on their time off too.

I've also noticed that when you have a cool gadget out, that they haven't seen before, they will often ask you what it is, probably half for safety reasons and half out of curiosity. I get lots of interest in a small USB camera I sometimes wear on a chain around my neck. "Is that a real camera? It's so small!" Game on.

I will close by saying that if a flight is running late and they are trying to do a quick turn on the ground, wait until airborne to try and start a conversation.

[cynosure]

O.k. I am new to the PUA community but Flight attendants are my specialty. I work for Continental Airlines and have for 4 years.

The main thing to look for is if you are on the last leg of the night for the crew of your particular flight. During the flight as the FA approaches you for a snack or drink, look at her and say "You look very tired, you must have worked alot of flights today." It is in a way a slight neg, and a good way to find out if this is her last flight of the night. Due to hardly any social action, except for people ringing bells to ask for peanuts, they will welcome the opportunity to vent about their day a bit. Most of the crews will stay at the hotel on airport property, but try to slip in a comment to find out. Such as "I hope they at least put you guys up in a decent hotel at night" and try to slip in a story about a bad hotel stay that you were able to turn around by breaking into the closed pool or something in your statement. She should offer to tell you where she is staying.

At this point you can go one of two ways:

1. Offer to take her out away from the hotel tonight for a little fun. (Because sadly these HB's get stuck at the hotel til work the next morning. Then game on.

2. You can pull back and the go to the bar at the hotel where she is staying. That is usually where the crews end up. This is great because they usually hang with the pilots who make it a great set to open up in the mostly quite hotel bar. Then game on from there.

The thing is you don't have to fly to close a FA. Just go sarging at a hotel bar near the airport. They are almost always with their crew who make it a good set for the standard game. Too the are not as hard to disarm because more than likely they have only been working with the girl for a day or two, and couldn't care who hits on them.

-CYNOSURE-

[switch67]

Hi

first one more hi5 on Trenks initial statement. If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Sure there might be some +30guys playin the wellknown canned routines at +30women succesfull - all I can say this would get a good laugh at the bars n clubs my crowd and me usually sarge. And playin it to often might even get you out of the club.

From my point of view one of the biggest challenges for +30game is still to have a GOOD set of readily available (canned!) openers. E.g. spent quite some time of my business live in hotels and time to time, you are lucky and the bar is filled with some hotties, standing usually as a 2or3 set at the bar. Spent quite some time searching the forum, so far couldn't find some really good CONCRETE openers how to deal professionally with this situation

Put straight: being end 30 makes you look kinda stupid walking up to that set and asking some BS about exgirlfriends from some total strangers. People might find that funny when your 25 (no matter how old THEY are), 10 -15 years later they just look at you as a freak. No DHV.

But there are positive exceptions: have been through the forum and sometime you find some really good ones like Mr Cupids on flight attendants (just search for 'flight attendants'). Think that is where the real beauty lies: Good and CONCRETE (canned) openers beyond the a little bit worn out 'good old game ones'. Stuff you can use right away.

Because beside all the well meant comments on 'situational openers' and 'find your own ones', 80% of the situations you need a fast (3seconds, just remember...) goodie. And not that surely well meant good advices ; )

So, should there be some few more than me, why not reopen up this initially quite interesting thread. As a starter, here's a nice neg a friend of mine discovered recently by coincidence:" I like your nose". Chances are she doesn't like her nose, no matter how beautiful. Expect questions like " what's wrong with my nose?" and the like. And the stage is yours...

More like this to share, but wouldn't mind to read some stuff of yours. Looking forward to a fruitful discussion : )

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