great post. hahaha prostitution101, i love it.
i actually did some of these things a long time ago. i stopped by this night club on a wednesday about 4 months after it opened (the hype really started to go down)
showed up with a few pivots, and it was dead enough for me to introduce them to the bouncers and get some flirting going between them... i got word that the manager used to be a bartender for years and was trying to come up with shots that were the new club's "speacialty drink" (and name them after the club of course) So i get a bartender to call him over and manage to talk him into making me and my pivots the test-subjects for the shots. You could tell he liked the fact that i didn't mind paying for every shot he made. He saw it as money HERE and NOW, i saw it as a long term investment

After i
deeply complimented him on every shot he poured and had a lil insight about what i liked and didn't like about each one (perhaps too fruity or too harsh), i pointed out the one i liked best, the pivots agreed, and sure enough it's still being used.
I get VIP there dirt cheap now, greeted with a hug at the door (awwww, how sweet, no a brotherly hug damnit!) by the bouncers and the managers when i see 'em inside, bartenders charge me for MAYBE every other drink... And i get introduced to all the right people

i've always been a bit of a natural at networking and what not, but i'm far from amazing. Wish some of the clubs out here had promoters. oh well.
*Cheers!*
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God was showing off when he made me.

but on the other hand, god can have a cruel sense of humor... i have oneitis for a pornstar. <3

... but her and i have so much in common, we both have Tom on our myspace friend's list. we were meant to be.