Girl won't get off the subject of dick size

[SPM101]

A girl I've been gaming and just using as a practice dummy. Haven't boned her etc just have made out and talk to occasionally. She all of a sudden texts me (this is the convo so far) btw what is in parentheses is my reactions and etc not what was in the text.

Girl: "How big is Riot jr."

Me: "I don't have any kids "

Girl: "You know what I meant"

Me: "Big enough to not answer a question like that"

Me: "Horny much?"

Girl: "Um no, it's not fair that you know my bra size when I don't know your size."(Note that we had a talk about why her bras come in the mail. Btw 38H. )

Me: "Ha only desperate guys measure. Most just find out for themselves"

Girl:"Well go get a ruler, whatever you need "

Me: "Ha anyways kiddo, what kid of paper are you writing" (Trying to get off topic)

Girl: "Why can't you just tell me babe? Is it small or something? (Damn)

Me: "Like I said kid if you want to know come over and find out. I don't wanna spoil the excitement."

Now shes not doing much, i don't really care. I don't usually have girls ask me how big I am they usually find out when they take it so my game in that department is kinda off.

[HumorUS]

just tell her its tiny.

Then she can either be pleasantly surprised or, she'll say "Well at least he's honest"

Its a win win.

[sampanye]

I agree with HumorUS. Tell her to bring over a microscope and find out. Or something else ridiculous like that. It's a silly question so give her a silly answer.

[dhies]

JESUS H. CHRIST!!! 36H?!?!

Dude, I'd fuck her just to play with the fun bags....holy fuck...O_o

Be careful if you do bone her, though. If she rides on top, her swinging breasteses might knock you the fuck out.

It would make a damn awesome story, though.

[TomFoolery]

either tell her its tiny
or too big and itll split her insides in half....

[HBforme]

dhies that comment had me cracking up hahaha... As for the topic it's not really that big of a deal. I mean unless you have a small one it wouldn't hurt to tell... If it's just some girl you're trying to f-close then forget then who cares about the small talk in between

[dhies]

I've never had a complaint about my dick size. I'm probably average, maybe a 1/2 inch smaller. Haven't measured in awhile since I've lost a lot of weight.

There are probably a small minority of women who are size queens. Most women honestly don't care about your dick size.

I keep saying this to people who are concerned about their dick size and that's It's not the size of your dick that matters, it's the motion that gets her off.

Deep inside, the nerve ending get very sparse. The G-Spot is located about 3 inches inside the vagina. That's the magical spot inside and the clitoris is the magical spot outside.

Plus, doggy style makes you feel bigger to her. There are other positions that can give her the same "full" feeling but that's the simplest.

[Autoace]

Yeah, just tell her its small.......if she knows you don't give a fuck what she thinks than it will make her more interested......hopefully.

[Exhale]

Yeah, tell her it's tiny, under compensate. That way if you ever did get round to having sex she wont be expecting much and cannot be disappointed thats the way I look at it! Also most guys try to over compensate, so if you just say its tiny, it'll set you a side from other guys, make you a bit different

[TrueStory]

funny you mentioned that. I was just shittested on same shit.

I told her it's ridiculously tiny.

It's just a shit test how confident you feel about yourself. Girls like to put guys on the spot, especially about things most men insecure about.