Telling a girl you want to go down on her

[JMetro]

Quick question....any advice on what to say to a girl if you want to go down on her? I was thinking just telling her straight up that i want to go down on her. Any other ideas? Cocky funny stuff? What do you guys think.

[sampanye]

Why do you have to tell her? When things are getting pretty heavy between you two, just start moving your mouth downtown. Think of it as intense kino escalation.

[starcraft]

Originally Posted by sampanye

Why do you have to tell her? When things are getting pretty heavy between you two, just start moving your mouth downtown. Think of it as intense kino escalation.

That pretty much says it all.

[JMetro]

Hmm sounds good but the only problem is location. I live with my parents and they are home like 24/7. She lives with her friends so can't do it there.....any ideas?

[cloudeight]

... you're 28?

[Ice Pill]

Originally Posted by sampanye

Why do you have to tell her? When things are getting pretty heavy between you two, just start moving your mouth downtown. Think of it as intense kino escalation.

Amen.

Originally Posted by JMetro

Hmm sounds good but the only problem is location. I live with my parents and they are home like 24/7. She lives with her friends so can't do it there.....any ideas?

Here, do what my Uncle did when he wanted to move short notice, move in with your gf, and if she's a non exclusive LTR, then FB other girls. But my Uncle had a real good reason why he did that...

But really....do you have a job?

I'd say get a job and move out....>__>.

I doubt you're 28 with a girl that knows you live with your parents, but w/e.

[krytek]

don't you have a room? if you do fuck her there, even if you make a lot of noise your parents should understand.
we have a 3 room apartment and 4 people living in it. so I got the living room and had pretty much zero privacy until I got sick and tired and built a gypsum wall with a door and everything. now we don't have a living room but I have the most awesome room

[JMetro]

ahahh yes i'm 28 and yes i make good money. When you buy a $35,000 vechicle and are spending $8000 a year on insurance it's kinna hard to find your own place. And no i will not move into an apartment. But anyways thx for the advice.

[cloudeight]

my girlfriend lives with 3 other roommates. she just tries really hard not to moan when we're having sex.

[iWitness]

Dude sell the fucking car. Unless it's a camper.....just fuck in it if so...

Sex > [any]Car