Problem with giving Oral

[TrueStory]

Next asswipe says "vajayjay" is getting smacked upside the head.


Describe the taste and odor?

Either you're not used to it, or she has mild bacterial imbalance. Tell her to eat more yogurt. lol


Yes favorite edible lube can fix the problem.

Do you have any idea what cum tastes like?!

Anyone? Sampanye?!

[sampanye]

Originally Posted by TrueStory

Do you have any idea what cum tastes like?!

Anyone? Sampanye?!

LOL.

Here's a clue boys: it's the texture of... shampoo. But sticky, hot, salty and a bit bitter. It's hardly something you'd put on toast, but in the heat of the moment... well, why turn down a little extra nutrition?

[TrueStory]

Originally Posted by sampanye

LOL.

Here's a clue boys: it's the texture of... shampoo. But sticky, hot, salty and a bit bitter. It's hardly something you'd put on toast, but in the heat of the moment... well, why turn down a little extra nutrition?

One time, i was drunk and bored (while jerking off) so I wanted to see what it tastes like.............. Not pleasant at all. (I didn't swallow!)

*i am going to get soooo much shit for this, i know

[Tempus X]

Got kissed after getting head. Almost the same as TrueStory's case, but not quite as awkward to write on a forum.

Seriously, after she kissed me, I offered her a swig of Scope (I kept cups and mouthwash in the drawer under my bed). She took it, so no worries.

[MrA]

Hmm about the pussy tasting sour im not , what we call in manchester slang, a bocat so i've never tried it but i know that in Anne Summers you can get plenty of edible sauces/cream obviously dont say "your fanny is anging so im puttin this on" be subtle im sure you know how ;].

Theres a scene in the film Kidulthood where the girl says it tastes all salty. TrueStory your a brave man for admiting that haha but i think i'll give my own jungle juise a miss.

Good luck with the cunnylingus dude hope to hear some feeback soon.

[TrueStory]

Originally Posted by MrA

..... TrueStory your a brave man for admiting that haha but i think i'll give my own jungle juise a miss.

So wait you miss your mouth and squirt it in your eye?! Eww sick man!


BTW you think Pussy tastes funny try giving her a rim job!

(I think i Just opened a can of worms I won't know how to close)