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07-24-2008, 11:55 PM
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If it's REALLY bad, you need to tell her. How about next time take a shower with her and then do it there right after she "cleans up".
One lil trick i'll do if they taste isn't on par (besides stop) is i'll build up saliva and let it drip onto her. That way, you really are just tasting your own spit... which you do all the time.
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07-25-2008, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Jack Mayhoffer  One lil trick i'll do if they taste isn't on par (besides stop) is i'll build up saliva and let it drip onto her. That way, you really are just tasting your own spit... which you do all the time. | Or flavoured lube. It literally can make it taste like strawberries! |
07-26-2008, 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by sampanye Most likely, her vajayjay tastes completely normal. Yes, certain foods will make it more bitter/pungent (caffeine, alcohol, drugs, strong flavoured foods like garlic, etc). But if this is your first time going down on a girl, you're probably just not used to the taste.
Do you remember the first time you tasted coffee? Or beer? Chances are, you screwed up your little face and declared, "Ugh!" First time I tried red wine I ran into the bathroom and spat it out, then brushed my teeth in an attempt to get rid of the horrible taste. Now I consider a glass of merlot to be one of those great pleasures in life.
If we, as humans, can get used to and indeed ENJOY certain beverages which initially taste vile to us, then I'm absolutely certain that YOU can get used to something so natural as your girl's flavour. Man up and try again! Focus on how much she's enjoying it rather than thinking about the taste.
And just remember: there's nothing worse than receiving head when you know the guy you're with just isn't into it. NO HEAD is better than bad, reluctantly given head. |
CAUTION: This is the way people get used to eating a pig's vagina. The good thing is that now they can participate in a reality show and win a bunch of $$$$..haha (I ment the reality show where they required one of the participants to eat a pig's vagina...just in case someone doesnt watch tv)
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07-26-2008, 03:13 AM
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Hey, easily fixed dude... Some of girls i've gone down on didn't do it for me either. So field tested a few different things to fix this small little prob.
1. Go get some fruit, whipped cream (cut up some pears, and get some strewberries) When doing this, don't be like, 'hey you taste like shit, i'm trying to mask the taste' tell her you want to spice things up abit. Make sure you've got the dominate frame, If your confident and come off as 'this is just what ppl do' then she should follow along.
2, go get a breath mint, in aussy land where i am we have one called 'eclipse' its like a tic tac but a mint one... i've used it on some chicks and they say it gives them a little 'cold' sensations so works great for them too.
3(best one ever! U do this right and she will cum all over your face!) Go get some Ice Cubes and some coffee or hot choc. Have a sip of the hot beverage (the taste of it mask's her taste) and have a little lick and suck... then get the ice cube and rub it over her clit, (don't just leave it on her clit) usually better if you suck on the cube and put it in your mouth for a bit.... then go down on her, then the drink again... the hot cold sensation along with you stimulating her clit will send her over the top.
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07-26-2008, 09:44 AM
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Whipped cream.........That's awesome!!!! Buddy I didn't even think of that.......Sorry I love cream and I love vajayjay, what could be more awesome than combining them together  . |
07-26-2008, 05:22 PM
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Oh my, did I create a vajayjay trend here?
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07-26-2008, 07:40 PM
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NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT put whipped cream there! Unless your aim is to give her thrush... |
07-27-2008, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by sampanye NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT put whipped cream there! Unless your aim is to give her thrush... | Go go go yeast infections! |
07-27-2008, 02:59 AM
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hey a yeast infection would be sweeeeet! yeast is what makes alcahole! so that means next time you go down on her it will taste like your fav drink and maybe even get you drunk!
I think this needs to be field tested! :P |
08-06-2008, 04:56 PM
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Pussy liquor already contains alcohol... Read a book...
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