how can I keep my fucking bed clean

[PrinceNZ]

Every time I have a girl over she comes all over the fucking bedspread and I have to wash it. I have quite an expensive bedspread (its a very high thread count cotton which feels like silk) which will become worn out with repeated washing.

Not easy solution -- I make girls come (good) they do it all over my bed (bad).

There has to be a middle ground? How do you guys handle this?

[DanJer]

Take it off before you start. Then put it back on when it's time to sleep.

[skystream92]

Isn't it great when PUAs have problems like this?

[TheRogue]

Do it on the kitchen counter maybe? That's easy to clean

Rogue

[PrinceNZ]

Bathroom/Kitchen isn't comfortable; We're looking for long term solutions here! Taking the bedspread off isn't exactly a bright idea since then there is going to be juice all over my sheets and mattress.

[oreilly81]

I've got two potential solutions for you:

1. lay down a towel or something along those lines. sure, that method is usually reserved for having sex with your girlfriend during that time of the month, but it will still keep the mess on your bed to a minimum.

2. bite the bullet. keep washing your sheets and replace them as needed.

[HumorUS]

i had this problem , i got a spongebob comforter and put that on my bed, she laughed and said it was cute.. then i fucked the shit out of her, and she didnt think it was cute anymore.

[kicknitinkc]

ditto oreilly81. It sounds like you have a squirter. The best and pretty much only way around washing your sheets is to put a towel down.

[agold7964]

two options:
1: do it outside on the sidewalk, no clean up nessesary. =)
2: do it in her bed, she has to clean it up.

[Conscript]

I keep a towel hanging over my bed post, as if it's drying from my last shower, and once she starts getting into it I grab that. That keeps you from having to explain why you're laying a towel out.