How often do you masturbate?

[pontifex]

I think I have a low sex drive. I don't masturbate on a daily basis (half the time I masturbate is because I don't want to do the laundry the next day). How about you guys?

[nForce]

seldom 3 times a day

[ELMAGO]

usually i'll masturbate if when my LTR is not going to sleep over or come over for a couple days. i just do it for shits and giggles.

[Kaos]

Originally Posted by pontifex

I think I have a low sex drive. I don't masturbate on a daily basis (half the time I masturbate is because I don't want to do the laundry the next day). How about you guys?

Are you saying that you jizz on your clothes or all over your sheets or something. Here's an idea, use a tissue!
Haha don't mean to sound like a pr*ck..

[ELMAGO]

LMAO!!!! good one

[Remy LeBeau]

Originally Posted by Kaos

Are you saying that you jizz on your clothes or all over your sheets or something. Here's an idea, use a tissue!
Haha don't mean to sound like a pr*ck..

thats fucking hysterical.
ive cut down a lot on the whacking, only about once a week now.
im still under the impression its better to whack it before you're out with a chick though. I can go so much longer when I've already whacked it once.

[Jack Handy]

Originally Posted by Kaos

Are you saying that you jizz on your clothes or all over your sheets or something. Here's an idea, use a tissue!
Haha don't mean to sound like a pr*ck..

One of the few times I have laughed out loud from reading a post on the internet. Nice.

[Harlequin]

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WANKERS.
Whacking off ruins your game. Why do you think athletes & fighters are wanktioned? (Wanks-sanctioned)
Take four days off & go sarging. No Amog stands a chance against you. You'll make the lady yours. If the Amog gives you any shit just challenge him to the biscuit game.
Go on, self impose a wank-embargo & reap the seeds you save to sow them with the girls (ideally on the small of her back)

[Jack Handy]

I have had boring days when I have chocked the chicken more then my fair share. Those days are now done. I am going to take 2 weeks off. That may or may not include sex. It just depends on my mood and my game. I am personally betting that I have less than 24 hours till I get off again. Otherwise I give it till wednesday at the absolute latest.
This is going to be the week of me.

[Vincent Chase]

I GET IT! Jack.... HANDY! OMG! THE BIGGEST UNINTENTIONAL PUN OF THE CENTURY! JACK HANDY TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!
Fucking Classic.