Lines you use right before sex.

[harry_balzonia]

Heres a line I've used a few times when and only when I am 100% sure she wants to 'do the deed' and is waiting for me to do the next move.

*Lick your finger and touch her shirt*

Now how 'bout we go back to my place and get you out of these wet clothes

95% success rate.

There was my line...now share yours.

[Germ]

Time to fuck.

[TrueStory]

A line?!!

What like a magic line?

harry, i bet you, next time, don't use any "lines" at all. You'll still get laid.



the last line i use before things get sexual with girls I am attracted to is "Hi"

lol
but really, maybe "come over here" or "kiss me"

I don't know..... there is no line between comfort and sex. it's kind of blurred together.

[Marisa]

Originally Posted by Germ

Time to fuck.

My favorite!

[Mooks]

Hahaha...

"Shall we get this party started?"

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I was sitting on her couch and she was blabbering away about her brother's business and other boring stuff, and I knew if I didn't act soon, all would be lost. So I turn to her and say, "wanna make out?". She looked stunned and replied, "So that's your line?", to which I said, "sure, why not... *serious face* Now come here". I stunned her again later, when I told her it was time to suck my dick.

[agold7964]

"*Lick your finger and touch her shirt*

Now how 'bout we go back to my place and get you out of these wet clothes "

GOLD!!!!

[Rolls]

LOL... this goes as the best post ever.... The OP will only do this if he is 100% sure of it happening.... and yet it has a 95% success rate?

I know what you meant, but hey, that was funny!

[Tom Sawyer]

Originally Posted by Rolls

LOL... this goes as the best post ever.... The OP will only do this if he is 100% sure of it happening.... and yet it has a 95% success rate?

I know what you meant, but hey, that was funny!

Hey, sixty percent of the time, it works every time.