what's a cocky funny or good way to respond

[hpsuausa]

(somehow we start talking about what i rate girls(how hot they are) because she finds out that i have a very high standard for girls, she asks what i rate ___, ___, ___, then...)
her: so what would you rate me?
(i just figured out that she was trying to qualify herself, just trying to think of something if it comes up again because it does a lot for me)

what would you say

[Limelite]

The truth.
If you like her ok, say she's ok. If you think she's banging, tell her she's heavenly. No cocky funny. Straight up the truth. She'll like you more for it. And anything under "10" as an answer will make her try more to get you. As long as it's congruent with the quality of girls you get / hang out with / believe you should get.

Salud!

[SteveCT32]

I heard a pretty good cocky funny response to that one. I don't remember exactly where, but I think it may have been from these forums actually.

Her: So what do you rate me?
You: Hmmm I'd say you're about a 9.5
(Pause) Wait for a reaction
You: On a scale from 1-20

[trix8]

thats awso from 1-20 lil push pull

[bigmoeya]

Originally Posted by SteveCT32

I heard a pretty good cocky funny response to that one. I don't remember exactly where, but I think it may have been from these forums actually.

Her: So what do you rate me?
You: Hmmm I'd say you're about a 9.5
(Pause) Wait for a reaction
You: On a scale from 1-20

Good one.. I like that!

Her: So what do you rate me?
You: ( don't buy in to her frame) say: what are the three things a guy would like about you beside your looks?

[elli]

Originally Posted by Limelite

The truth.


Salud!

European game is so different from American game, lol.

the 1 - 20 was funny.

This is a test, its a good sign. I also wish I could have seen your face when she asked this.

I straight up don't answer questions like this and I tell girls this. "I don't answer self gratification questions." Or if she looks dumb then just, "I don't answer questions like that." You could also break out your best Jack Nicholson "you can't handle the truth" and 99% of the time she will laugh because she's tense about hearing your answer. This is a perfect time to use an appearance neg. You could say,
"well it was gonna be higher, but today I'm gonna have to say a 6, because you have this little Alfalfa thing going on top of your head..."
"...because you're wearing eskimo boots when its 80 degrees."
(if you two are physical) "...because you've got this thing here... *Point to her chest and tap your finger on her nose when she looks down* Oooooh! what now!! "


So what'd you end up saying?

[mtnhwk2012]

Originally Posted by Limelite

The truth.
If you like her ok, say she's ok. If you think she's banging, tell her she's heavenly. No cocky funny. Straight up the truth. She'll like you more for it. And anything under "10" as an answer will make her try more to get you. As long as it's congruent with the quality of girls you get / hang out with / believe you should get.

Salud!

ok then when is it more appropriate to give the truth rather than a cocky-funny neg/disq.

[agold7964]

AMAZING!!! on a scale of 1-20. I LOVE IT!!! thank you!

[Dom_ination]

She is seeking validation from you, bust her for not knowing her worth, but do it in a funny playful way.

[sdnightfly]

Don't do it on a numbers system with them.
Answer - we're talking, so you're doing fine so far.

I don't know, I'd have to see you when the sun comes up.

The truth doesn't matter when you first meet someone. They're not going to be completely honest unless they're blunt and on the rude side, even then it might be just to keep you at arm's length and biding time until they get to know you better.