My fast paced back to back qualification - MPUA's advice greatly appreciated

[frustratedasian]

My qualification is organic and joined, and easy to remember. In 4 short steps, you can sufficiently liquidate a woman:

Transition: pulling lint out of her hair

1. Then move back and arrange her hair for her.

2. WHen she asks whats wrong close your right eye and rub it, saying she spit in your eye.

3.. It doesn't matter what her reply is, just say "its cool" and proceed to high five her. Then pull back your hand in disgust and wipe it on your shirt. Tell her she has sweaty palms. If she says no, say or maybe my hands are too dry. If she laughs, rub your right eye again and say she spits a lot.

4. Say "you're pretty cute". Whatever her reply is, follow up with "you remind me somehow of my pet rabbit". No matter what her reply is, say "it could be the teeth, or soemthing about the face, don't worry, cute can be pretty". No matter what her reply is, use this to transition by saying "which one would you prefer, cute, pretty or hot?" Then say "which one would you like to be" and whichever one she chose, say "would you then consider yourself an .... woman" then ask her to rate herself. After self-rating, ask her friends to rate her so the group won't think you are rejecting them. Finally, end it by saying "I'll tell you later if you are right, but I'm just curious, what sets you apart from all the others in this room"?

5. Use Mystery's "but beauty is common, look around you everyone in this room is beautiful. What matters is 3 things" with a twise: One of the qualities she mentions is part of your 3 things, ending it with I'm surprised you said that. If she doesn't try to qualify, jsut help her along by saying "are you like that"?

6. Transition to comfort by saying "that means you must like Hot air balooning..." My method is organic and is one short continous thread.