Texting her

[fabianboi]

Im relatively new to text game, but heres what I sent a girl I met online. This is the first text I send her.

Me: "Woah u sent me 3 emailswith ur phone #, What makes u think i want u so bad?"
Her: "What?"
***7 minutes later***
Her: "I dont think you want me. Chill out."
Me: "Oh really, r u rich? If u r then u can be my sugar mama! -Fabian"
Her: "Lol."
Me: "Yea just remember to bring a fat wallet next time. I want u to buy me this huge gold pimp bling bling that has a microwave and a tv so we can watch sesame street whenever we like - Fabian"
Her: "Anything else honey?"
Me: "Yea, Dont forget to feed the oompa loompas and make sure the stove is off"
Her: "Lol ok"
***25 minutes later***
Her: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I just finished fighting dinosaurs and am waiting for a friend, shes gonna take me to go rock climbing"
Her: "Lol"

I figured that was a good DHV, rock climbing means i have fun and that I have friends who take me places. Any ideas of what to text her back?

[DazedAndConfused]

It's all about congruency and coherency. Go re-read what you wrote, you're all over the place man. That's the biggest problem with ppl taking advice from this site, they just cut and paste lines they see and think it will generate success.

You will get better as you progress at understanding when you can STOP gaming and just be real with a girl. Trust me you want to get to this point sooner rather than later.

[fabianboi]

hmm this is text, i aint talking to her in real life. So you think is so much better to start talking boring crap like any other guy out there. Besides i never copy paste anything. Your advice is useless dazedandconfused.

[chill84]

I think fighting dinosaurs is a better DHV than rock climbin. Rock climbing is cool, but fighting dinosaurs... way cooler. It shows you are a confident man who is unafraid to defend his neighborhood from the looming dinosaur menace. Dinosaurs > Rock climbing. Unless they are little pussy dinosaurs like the ones in jurassic park who spit on newman.

[babujbf]

I agree with fabian... you can't meet online and just be like "Hi, how are you?" "so whats your favorite color?"... He made a hoop for her to jump thru and she did in a jockingly matter but it is still creating rapport which you need lots of in order to get a date out of her when you meet people online.

Her: "Anything else honey?"
Me: "Yea, Dont forget to feed the oompa loompas and make sure the stove is off"
Her: "Lol ok"

and then she re inicated conversation.. major IOI

maybe he can tone it down I agree but still got the job done

[sturbo]

Originally Posted by fabianboi

hmm this is text, i aint talking to her in real life. So you think is so much better to start talking boring crap like any other guy out there. Besides i never copy paste anything. Your advice is useless dazedandconfused.

fabianboi... come on. You asked for other people's opinion, and he gave you his. Talking down to others will not generally get you advice from others. The proper thing to do would be to thank him for his opinion, and then take what you think fits for you and use. The rest, your welcome to ignore. But let's be respectful. I was always told growing up... You don't have to use other people's opinions, but be respectful when they take the time to give advice. Especially when you asked for it.

As to your question, I agree with dazedandconfused here. You were all over the place. You are trying to force techniques without really understanding them... And I don't think rock climbing is a DHV. You made reference to fighting dinosaurs, and then going rock climbing. I took them both as jokes. Not DHVs.

My opinion, your texts moved from being a pompous ass, to trying to be cocky/funny, to being funny, to trying to DHV with made up stuff to make you look good. You don't have to tell her you're sitting around doing nothing, waiting 7 minutes for her to text back. But let's be real, what I get from your conversation, is that you really are sitting around waiting for her to text back. Bottom line is that you have a text conversation, THAT WENT NO WHERE. what is your goal here? To DHV and look good in your own eyes? Or to get a phone conversation? Maybe a date? Move toward that. I'm not sure how your texts have benefited you. you are doing too much.

[fabianboi]

yea whatever, we have a date this weekend. What I did worked pretty well and she texted me back again the next morning. Im not being a hardass here sturbo, read Braddock's post on Text game. Why would I build comfort in texting? thats just a waste of text, i can do that face to face when Im with her. Thank you for the advice, and Im being respectful I never told him or you to "f*ck off" did I?

[Smooth88]

Good game, overall. I really like the dinosaurs & climbing piece.

[Quarterback]

Originally Posted by fabianboi

Im relatively new to text game, but heres what I sent a girl I met online. This is the first text I send her.

Me: "Woah u sent me 3 emailswith ur phone #, What makes u think i want u so bad?"
Her: "What?"
***7 minutes later***
Her: "I dont think you want me. Chill out."
Me: "Oh really, r u rich? If u r then u can be my sugar mama! -Fabian"
Her: "Lol."
Me: "Yea just remember to bring a fat wallet next time. I want u to buy me this huge gold pimp bling bling that has a microwave and a tv so we can watch sesame street whenever we like - Fabian"
Her: "Anything else honey?"
Me: "Yea, Dont forget to feed the oompa loompas and make sure the stove is off"
Her: "Lol ok"
***25 minutes later***
Her: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I just finished fighting dinosaurs and am waiting for a friend, shes gonna take me to go rock climbing"
Her: "Lol"

I figured that was a good DHV, rock climbing means i have fun and that I have friends who take me places. Any ideas of what to text her back?

she asked you what you are doing, to me this is a big IOI. i think you should invite her out after you 'rock climb' I think the texting game is good, funny and unpredictable. The only thing that went wrong is that you had her hooked and you didnt know it. I was pretty bad at text game until a few months ago, the advise i got from this board and RSD really has helped, keep up the good work!