Testing These Warm Waters

[Derision]

This was only a temporary experiment with a couple clubrats that i was pretty much done talking to anyway. The reason i did it was to test the waters. Look at it this way, if you always fill up your gas tank before you get left on the road, you will never know exactly how far your car can go after the fuel light comes on. On the other hand, if you have ran that car untill it stoped working. You have a general idea of how far you can push it after that little light turns on before it leaves you stranded.

For the sake of learning how far i could push girls, i have recently been an absolute dick to them. I learned how far i could push girls before they break and quit putting up with it. I think this information may be usefull to others.

You would be surprised how much bullshit they take (and some almost seem to enjoy).

Some examples via texting:

Texting Key: DERISION (D) | Girl (G)

[Little history - this girl is in her late 20's and married...I am 21 and horny. We met once and she talked about wanting to hook up, but chickened out when i tried to act on it. I decided to text her one more time before deleting her number.]
D "I was deleting numbers from my phone and realized that i hadn't heard from you in a while. How you been?"
G "Good. You?"
[I respond 10 min later after texting other girls on my phone in similar fashion]
D "Sorry it took me so long to respond, i was just taken aback by your long and detailed response. I'm Amazing, as usual. So you still live in Texas or did you finally move to Hawaii with hubby?"
G "Your lucky you got a response at all. Still in Texas, I just got back from Hawaii this morning."
D "Sweet and Charming as usual. Although you gotta figure a trip to Hawaii and some good sex would put anyone in good mood. Trouble in paradise darlin'?"
G "You're an asshole DERISION."
D "You're right, and that's wrong. Just cuz I would be a way better fuck than your husband doesn't mean I have to be an asshole. I can change. For you, especially."
G "Really?"
D "Yea, I can be a dick in stead of an asshole for you princess. Do you like dick?"
G "I see what you're doing"
D "Really? Then your a step ahead of ME, i have NO IDEA why I still talk to you. Care to enlighten me?"
G "No."
[I respond 30 min later after texting some of the other girls on my phone]
D "Sorry I don't have you saved in my phone. Who is this?"
G "Go to hell asshole!"
D "Come on pussy cat, smile a little"
[no response]
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D "I was at the river all day and got this sexy red sunburn. Does your weekend compare to my 2nd Degree burns?"
G "haha, no. I wish!"
D "i don't think you would look half as good with your body covered in 2nd degree burns - in maple syrup however..."
G "Chocolate!"
D "Yea! That would be awesome...except I'm a diabetic." [Credit SKYY]
[No response] [What the hell?! I thought this was funny!... Oh well]
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G "What are you doing tonight?"
D "Convincing you to strip and dance naked for me"
G "Your an asshole"
D "...and your a cunt. So we're practically neighbors!"
G "F@#$ you!"
D "Ok, but give me 5 min, i gotta wach my balls so they don't smell like that girl that just left."
[No Response]
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D "How you doing babe?"
G "Don't call me that, my boyfriend checks my phone."
D "Not my problem. You shouldn't be cheating on him. You didn't answer my question"
G "I'm tired. I've been in the library all day. My eyes are bloodshot and my butt hurts from sitting in these dumb chairs."
D "Well that's easy to fix"
G "Really? You a doctor now?"
D "Well, i can give you a check up anytime you want...but no, i dont have an MD."
G "kinky. Ok, so how do i fix it?"
D "Stop snorting coke and cut out the consecutive nights of rough anal intercourse."
G "Jerk"
D "It's ok, we can still hang out...I said ROUGH anal intercourse."
G "Stop being so crass with me"
D "I'll be gentle"
[No Response]
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I figured that this experiments might prove usefull to some of you, if nothing else hopefully you got a few chuckles out of it.

...and i used to be such a nice guy.

Feel free to call me and dick and an asshole. I promise you, you wont be the first or the last to do so.

-DERISION-

[ChoriChori]

Funny conversations. I've tried something similar, just not close to as extreme as this. If you got any more, please share

[l strife l]

lol.. i loved it

[Lansing]

I don't really see the point of shooting yourself out of the water like that. Like, did you ever have a chance with any of these girls before??

[Derision]

this is a good question lansing, let me explain.

Yes, i did hook up with two of these girls before
No, they had none of them were "regulars"
Having aquired some new numbers, I realized I was tired of this cycle of girls
It helped me LIVE the mindset: "its no big deal"
It helped solidify the fact that there are so many gilrs that 5 dont matter
It helped me realize just how much shit most girls will put up with
It was, in a sense, masterbation...because i thought it was halarious

-DERISION-

[CCarter]

funny shit! I did the same with girls I hadn't talked to in a long time just to calibrate how much of a jerk I could be...and surprisingly girls can take a lot of shit! Funny post