Big list of Text Messages

[_Cane_]

"ATTN: Someone is thinking about you! Keep this text going. Forward this to someone who has been on your mind!"

9 times out of 10 you'll get it forwarded back to you..

if not lol sorry bro she probably sent it to me!

[Ceemoney]

"I just made you open your phone for no reason...looks like I got you in check =P"

[Ether]

you: "hey (hb's name) guess what."

hb: "what?"

you: "you're sexy."

one of my favorites. for comfort, of course.

[Fader]

Originally Posted by xcruiserx

Dude... all the ones u mentioned sound AFC. Why not try " you just popped into my head and i thought id say hi"

I use this all the time. You just popped into my head so hi... now please stay out of there.

Btw I tried to start a thread like this about good text messages (didnt have to be one liners), and it failed pretty mniserably. if this has a good run I will merge them both

[Titanictimmah]

"Soo....aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy people off the planet and force them to breed. You should be safe, I just wanted to text to say goodbye."

Credit - Mehow.

I seriously LOVE that one.

[ShroomzGod]

Originally Posted by Pony Boy

a girl sent me that before...it felt kinda weird.[in a bad way] maybe it's different from the other side?

somebody rate this...i just thought of this...
-lets go to vegas and get married right now. ur the most beautiful woman ive ever met
[then follow up with...]
-oh my bad...wrong person!

^^^i'm sure somebody on here can rework that to make it sound better.

I actually sent this to a girl after she basically started messing with me, it totally reframed the interaction back into my favor and she went wild for it. I went with:

"Baby you're the hottest thing I've ever seen! Let's fly to Vegas and elope"

followed by:

"O Sh** sorry wrong number"

[belablasko]

I tried this one with a fair amount of success

"Brrrrr , it's f--cking cold out think it is nice in Honolulu? (anyplace will work)

reply: It is probably always nice there: or yes.

me: kwell you drive, I will pay for gas and tolls.

this is great because it sets up this whole fantasy role playing thing about you 2 taking a car trip to someplace nice and warm, and it is funny because you obviously can't "drive" to a tropical island. and you can bring it up a week later or even when you hang out with her.

[ware_ru]

Originally Posted by Fulminic

ok ok - These are great so far...

But what about when we are texting someone and getting a reply of "Who is this..." Whether it be someone you just met or someone you haven't talked to in a while. IMO - a reply with just "I'm so and so" demonstrates lower value and doesn't leave room for much more.

What do we got in the bag of tricks for this one?

pre-empt it with ending your first text message with "-yourname". just like you do with the first text message after you meet the girl (credit pu101)

[Krysis]

=P Me Sticking My Tongue At You

[Gronk]

text: and the category is _____.... (people who annoy you, etc etc..) and so on