Big list of Text Messages

[flexer]

field tested on a girl that i've been out with once

txt: "i hate you..."

HB: "what did iiiiiiiiiiiiiii do???"
me: "you know what you did"

got the convo going real nice...and she replied within 1 minute, and a couple texts later she told me she was eating dinner while txting me and she would call me when she was done...and she did...

[ArrowNYC]

Here are two solid open loops that help reinitiate semi cold #'s; field tested multiple times.

omg, just saw the funniest/craziest thing... totally reminded me of you!

so weird, my friend and i were just talking about you.... (you can addend with some recall humor) ie: you probably ended up lost in the village again huh

[SaliSan]

i love this thread !

my all time fav-> out of nowhere just text her saying "I'm pregnant with your babies"

[Garfunkel]

I love using this one..

YOU: Ermmm, yeah don't ever talk to me again.. Seriously.
HER: OMG! Why? What did I do to make you mad..!?
YOU: Oh nothing, its just a test I do on girls.. Because when you go all, "OH no what did I do!?" I know you want me bad...

And then you can even go further with it.
If she replies all bitchy and what not say this..

YOU: Damn that was kind of mean, I felt some hostility in that text... It even gave me the chills when I read it, you freaking witch doctor...
HER: Haha... Well yeah you made me mad..
YOU: Yeah I could tell you pretty much wanted to blow me,


UP!!
Geez pervert, what were you thinking?? =]