Opener that I may have stumbled upon.

[Gamekiller]

I'm using this opener I came up w on Singlesnet.com and it's getting about an 80% response rate. The problem is I don't know where to go with it on the second email. I use one of my fav line of all time... which is from Anchor Man. Well, here it is...
"I'm gonna put this out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back......... I want to be on you......... Please tell me you've seen Anchor Man? If not then this isn't going to go too well for me. Okay, okay I'm going to be serious now... I want to be your friend. If you think you can help me out with this then please do. In the mean time... don't get yourself into any trouble.

~Matt~

P.S. You look like trouble "

Like I said, pretty much ever1 is writing back. Here are a couple responses... If any1 could help me out w some replies it would b appreciated.

"hey GameKiller,

well isnt that nice, i look like trouble...looks like you like to mess with trouble once in a while huh? haha, you did crack me up in your email tho, and yes i saw anchor man, my dogs name is actually Baxter. well anyways i just wanted to let you know i enjoyed your email! well i hope you have a good weekend... oh and stay away from girls that look like trouble if you go out!"
HB8


"can't go out with you....cuz you're a dirty pirate hooker...go back to your home on Whore Island!" (which is a line from the movie in case any of u haven't seen it)
HB9


"i look like trouble..? hahha."
HB9


"yes i have seen it lol and yessssss i am very much trouble"
HB8.5


There's a couple replies. Whatchu guys think?

[icefyre]

I didn't like the beginning paragraph but the trouble part was great. It seemed to provoke all of the replies.

[chill84]

WAHAHA
p.s. you look like trouble

thats some funny shit, it works well in this context because it follows the rhythm you established in your msg and cannot possibly be misread within the context.

I think you can clean it up and shorten it to make a nice, congruent opener.

[Prince of metropolis]

Originally Posted by Gamekiller

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"hey GameKiller,

well isnt that nice, i look like trouble...looks like you like to mess with trouble once in a while huh? haha, you did crack me up in your email tho, and yes i saw anchor man, my dogs name is actually Baxter. well anyways i just wanted to let you know i enjoyed your email! well i hope you have a good weekend... oh and stay away from girls that look like trouble if you go out!"
HB8

She not intersted. She just enjoyed how your opener made her laugh.... Next...

"can't go out with you....cuz you're a dirty pirate hooker...go back to your home on Whore Island!" (which is a line from the movie in case any of u haven't seen it)
HB9

You: I always wanted to be a teacher. Looks like you have some spelling & grammer errors. I love to be a role model to little girls like you. :-D

It's I can't go out with you. Not can't go out with you.

Not cuz, I'm not your cusin other then that I would shoot myself.

It's because.

Now since I helped you learn to how spell and use grammer in the correct form you have to pay me $20.00 for my service.

"i look like trouble..? hahha."
HB9

Yep and you know what the means right ??

The bad girl test... here we go

How many times have you been arrested ?

Have you ever had a DUI ?

Is your e/x boyfriend a mafia hit ?

Is your criminal record 5 pages long ?

Are you on bail ?

"yes i have seen it lol and yessssss i am very much trouble"
HB8.5

You bad bad girl. You are grounded for 2 weeks and no T.V. You will wash my clothes, cook food and clean my car. If you keep acting up I will spank you. Be good or else.

I will have to try this opener and watch Anchor Man

[Prince of metropolis]

Here are some ideas.

You look like trouble.I think I seen you on C.O.P.S


or

I checked out your profile and pictures. By the looks of it, you look like trouble. I don't know if I should talk to you. :-o !!

or

You look like trouble. How many times you been arrested ?

[Gamekiller]

Good shit bro... I like where you're going w those replies. Ya, I got to clean up the opener a bit but it's def getting the job done so far. I actually like the, "P.S." following the, "keep yourself out of trouble." I'm not so sure how successfull it would be on a myspace but... the P.S. is working pretty well on actual dating sites. Thanks for all the input so far.

[Prince of metropolis]

Originally Posted by Gamekiller

Good shit bro... I like where you're going w those replies. Ya, I got to clean up the opener a bit but it's def getting the job done so far. I actually like the, "P.S." following the, "keep yourself out of trouble." I'm not so sure how successfull it would be on a myspace but... the P.S. is working pretty well on actual dating sites. Thanks for all the input so far.

No problem bro and thank you for this opener I will try it out. I think it could work on myspace. I will try it sometime.