Need a strong opener

[Peter_Pan]

Found a profile of a girl i really like, but wanna think first before opening, i would say she is a 9, she had model like body and face but she looks very natural

this is what she says in her profile

I'm Erica. Not Erika.

I'm seeing a lovely guy called Will at the moment. Fairly sure he isn't a cunt so might as well put it on here now.

Please don't assume I care about your feelings. I'm not here to make you happy.

Some factage: I'm a redhead. I work in photography and do some promo work from time to time. I have a 5 year old daughter. I like looking at pretty people. I like talking to semi-normal people on this website. I buy far too many dvds. I like to travel when I can. I'd fuck the shit out of Heath Ledger as The Joker - dead or alive.

NO SOLDIERS. NO DJs. NO TWATS. (please)

I don't find AIDs, rape or pedos funny. Shame the rest of you fuckers do.

Just because I reply it doesn't mean I want you. I reply to who I want - when I want.

Deal?

kthx

Tough nut to crack, she is in a relationship so will be hard, she lives far away from me so thought i could just befriend her now just to have her in my scope for possible future interactions.....also she says NO DJ's, and I am a DJ and it says so in my profile, this shouldnt matter though right?

[redhead]

she's not your type, move on and there is million other girls who like to go out with DJ.

[TomFoolery]

I'm Erica. Not Erika.
LAME ^^^

I'm seeing a lovely guy called Will at the moment. Fairly sure he isn't a cunt so might as well put it on here now.
TAKEN, LAME ^^^ Shes being a bitch, saying hes not a cunt, like come on

Please don't assume I care about your feelings. I'm not here to make you happy.
BITCH^ Thinks shes too good for the world, get over it

Some factage: I'm a redhead. I work in photography and do some promo work from time to time.

Probably Jobless^

I have a 5 year old daughter.

RED FLAG HELLOOO^^

I like looking at pretty people. I like talking to semi-normal people on this website. I buy far too many dvds. I like to travel when I can. I'd fuck the shit out of Heath Ledger as The Joker - dead or alive.
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY^^

NO SOLDIERS. NO DJs. NO TWATS. (please)
yeah okay..probably goes through only these kinds of men.^^

I don't find AIDs, rape or pedos funny. Shame the rest of you fuckers do.
No sense of humor. These are by far the funniest subjects ever ^^^

Just because I reply it doesn't mean I want you. I reply to who I want - when I want.
^^^^ Seriously? High and mighty much???

Deal?
NO DEAL^^


what the FUCK do you possibly find attractive here???? Her kid? her MAN? Her terrible closed off attitude? Her bitchyness?

Damn

[Peter_Pan]

i dunno, she is really good looking, but i see that massive bitch shield as a fun challenge, even if i didnt get nothing from her, just to bust through that shield would be fun

[Bosshog83]

Dude on top of all that, she's a fucking ranga (google it if you dont know the meaning).


as Tomfoolery said, plenty more out there mate leave this one. IF you have trouble letting this one go, just imagine her firecrotch (red hair = bad luck, red pubes = no fuck).