Critique on PoF stuff

[sillyrabbi]

Hello, I was hoping I could get some critiquing on my profile, which is here: Sillyrabbi Music, Motorcycles, Mopeds, Making Movies, Me

And then also, 9 time out of 10 I send off a message similar to this:

SUBJECT: I thought I'd share with you...
BODY: THE AMAZING SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE!

1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue.
2. You're an idiot, because you just tried to prove truth number one.
3. Truth one is a lie.
4. Now you're smiling, because you're a goof.
5. You'll send it to another idiot in the near future.
6. You're still smiling ;-)

Hi, you look like you might be mildly interesting.

*Profile specific stuff occasionally*

Anyway, tell me, what's awesome about yourself?

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That kinda works, though like 90% of the time they just say "uhhhh I can't think of anything" or "I just am!"

[neonlite]

pretty cool profile, although the tattoo part is a wee bit scary (which Im sure it was your intention but damn!)

hehehe, the only thing I really see that personally I wouldnt do is have sooo many requirements for a girl. I mean yes, you are trying to prequalify them but damn, 11 requirments is a bit much no? I mean I would leave it to like 5 or something , just cuz you come off as waayyyy too picky, and since you dont have any pics with girls on your profile, it may seem like you are looking for: The one.

On the plus side I liked your first date idea, its almost similar to Cajun's...but then again the whole mcdonalds thing had me in stiches.

cheers man

[Mungojerry]

Hi, you look like you might be mildly interesting.

*Profile specific stuff occasionally*

Anyway, tell me, what's awesome about yourself?

The first bit of this is insulting, then second bit is asking them to qualify themselves before you've generated attraction. I'd cut this section or change it.

I've used the 'six truths' bit on it's own and it's worked ok... but there are better openers.