Which one liner is good for my about me?

[resocialize]

Here is some i thought about:

They are all start with "Hi my name is **** *****, and...

I eat people like you for breakfast. :P
I'm more addictive than crack and internet porn combined
I'm on a quest to be Dos Equis' next most interesting man in the world.



So which one u guys like? Or are they all just whack? haha

[Nicknock]

You are qualifying yourself in the opener???

[dhies]

I kinda like the "I'm more addictive than crack and internet porn combined." I'm stealing it.

Just not as an opener. Maybe use it after you get a response like "what makes you fun/interesting/fuck you asshole, ect..."

[resocialize]

Originally Posted by Nicknock

You are qualifying yourself in the opener???

no, im looking to put one of those lines in my "about me" on my myspace haha

[Nicknock]

ah, misread it. my bad.