an opener I've been using on POF for girls who view me

[Okimos]

It happens to me all the time, I see that a girl viewed my profile on POF or any dating site so i came up with this opener that worked with maybe a 80% success rate, it always gets "lol" and make the girls a little uncomfortable

here's a thread with the opener being at the top

Okimos:

I caught you looking at my profile!. stop doing it, it makes me feel vulnerable :P .. are you a gay rapist who's got pictures of a cute girl on his profile? .. SAY NOW! :P

~Okimos

HB:

You caught me... I use pof to rape boys, :S Good Job detective!

lol Just joking... Your profile is fabulous...It cracked me up ! Do you really have a marathon tongue bahaha :P

Talk soon,

XXXXXX

Okimos:

haha, you have dogs that's pretty cool -I read her profile-, My ex used to have a 2 huge white dogs, one of them went crazy and bit her and i had to fight him off of her -used the dogs subject to DHV- it was a crazy night, i like your profile, even though it's pretty brief like a mini skirt :P, do you wanna hang out sometime so you can cook for me? . wait you're not crazy are you? :P ..

p.s: think of my tongue as the prize for a marathon you're just starting to run :P

~Okimos

HB:

lol Yes, My profile is very very brief but there's a reason. When I first started using this site I would lay it all out in my profile... lol then some people would pick up on how naive and innocent I was haha and it kinda backfired on me... SO then I'd made a new profile lol where apparently I came off as slightly jaded so....Now, I just say enough to get by on there and that's that...lol If someone wants to know more well...Then they'll do like you did !

Cook for you lol pfffft I think you should cook for me...lol You can't ask someone out and ask them to cook for you haha.

~XXXXX

Okimos:

won't cook?! .. we need to talk XXXXX cos i don't think we can do this anymore, you can keep the CD collection and I'll keep Sparky the dog :P

~XXXXX

HB:

Im confused lol whose sparky?!

Okimos:

It seem like Sparky misses you pretty bad, he also has multiple personalities .. i think we should arrange meeting so you two can catch up :P

~XXXX

HB:


Im confused lol whose sparky?!

Okimos:

Sparky .. our dog! haha, I'm just messing with ya silly girl :P .. let's play a game, I'll ask a question and you ask a question - it goes back and forth- but you can't ask a question already asked, I'll go first

how many boyfriends have you had?

HB:

lol wooow that was confusing

Alright, This sounds like fun lol..

I've had.... 4

~How many people have you met from pof ?





Then we talked using IM of the site for a little while, i got her number and IM