myspace status and mood

[Spinster]

i can't find any threads for myspace staus and mood updates so i am making my own. cause i think its important as the status updates show up to everyone automatically when they log in.... my current one is

"NAME is cooler then the chess team and computer club combined!"

i am just after some new ones, ideas or criticism's all are welcome

[_Shift_]

SHIFT - stopped selling cocaine to lindsay lohan, so get off my back.
SHIFT - wonders since when the hell is Amy Winehouse ugly?
SHIFT - Still thinks amy winehouse is hot, crackwhore or not, hell shift loved paris after she sucked off most of hollywood (and paris loves shift too)

but how many people actually check all of their friends' status?
is it really relevant? or just being a bit... anal :P

(god, amy really does look... rough)