An 8 I got her from an AFC friend of mine. I try to convince him and he challenged me to game her online. My friend now convinced and currently reading The Game and Mystery Method. I barely know her, never met her once.
But he gave me her friendster profile. She accepted my friend request and I give her testimonial at first.
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"Hey thanks for the add. Your profile picture look very great! Sort of like sadako."
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Then I get this testimonial from her :
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"Do I really look like Sadako? I am who I am, this is who I am, so don't compare me with anyone.
people do say I look like -- (our local celebrity), some say I look like -- (our other local celebrity).
I suppose to be the artist. Not them.
so they only borrowed my look.
hehehe"
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Kind of like a poem in our language.
I give her testimonial
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"Yeah. If I look closely... you do have slight resemblance to Nicole Kidman. But strange, after I rub my eyes... you look much more like Nicolas Cage "
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End of friendster game.
after that, some days later my friend challenged me to game her at Yahoo chat room.
When I join the chat room I started to talk in the room, not in private.
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Me : "Hey guys you would've not believe this there's this indian guy messaged me asked wether I have webcam or not then asking my A/S/L after I said I'm M he just said fuck you and went"
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Some people say hello to me and then I went to quick regular chat with them. Finally she said hello, and I said hello to her aswell
they speak to me in Javanese.
Quote:
Me : "I don't understand you guys. Speak indonesian plz" I said
Somebody else : "Where are you from? Are you orang jawa?"
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"Orang" means people in our language. And we usually said "orang jawa" to state our origin, java. "Orang Jakarta" means live in Jakarta.
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Me : "I'm orang Jakarta"
Her : "Really? No, I don't believe you. You must be orangutan!"
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As you might notice, orangutan is a primate species, close to chimpansee. Utan is actually Jungle in our language
Quote:
Me : "Thank you for the compliment . Yes, I live in the jungle. I am the jungle person. I am the mighty Tarzan! You must be Jane! Jane want to live with tarzan in treehouse in a silent, remote jungle?"
Her : "No thank you Live in the jungle means rarely having shower everyday."
Me : "Make no mistake honey, rarely having shower is healthy thing. You have more pheromone produced"
Me : "Do you know what Napoleon do when he want to go home from war?"
Her : "No. What?"
Me : "He sent a messenger back home to his wife. Do you know what the message is?"
Her : "What?"
Me : "Josephine, I'm coming home. DONT take any bath."
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then she went quiet for sometime and suddenly dissapear from the chatroom.
After a while, she sent a buddy request on my YM.
Couple of days later, she went online and I message her
Quote:
Me : "Hei Jane. Do you miss Tarzan? "
Her : "Haha"
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then she went quiet for quite some time.
Couple of days later I give her more testimonial at friendster
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"Arrooggaanntt... everytime we chat if you're not hiding you just run away"
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then I get this testimonial from her
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"Sorrryyy...
I'm not running away...
But I fly away to the skies...
hue...
wanna come?"
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then quickly after that
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"bring your own wings okay?"
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I'm thinking of replying her testimonial with
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"Sure, I'll fly away with you...
... but...
...when we're in the sky... two of us alone...
... nobody else is there...
... surrounded by the snow white clouds...
... and the gentle sunlight touches our faces...
... wind rubbing our hair...
... will you promise me one thing?
... keep your hands off from me? Because we just met "
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Feedback please?