Myspace Pimpin’

[OV_Status]

sickness,
its not bad. i like that open but i like it better in person. its good b/c its very conversational, especially for a group of people. but for myspace, i think it sounds canned.
it might make her ask, "why is he asking me this?". once you have already started a conversation with her then this would be a good routine if you are running cold on conversation, but as intitial conversation starter....it sounds a little wierd. plus you really want to use something that is going to really hook her. this question doesn't really open the door for her to "enlighten" you. you want her to go on a rant....that won't happen with 80's/90's band names.
i don't think its the way you said "any suggestions". but you could try using it some more, maybe you will get better results...myspace is a bit of a numbers game sometimes.

[ciree]

OV_Status your shit is gold, Im getting tons of response im waiting like a day or 2 before i throw my next message. Some are hooked by the opener. Great job man!!!

RE: Question?
Body: haha
y did you ask dork?
doesnt it looks real to you?
of course its my real hair. =)
y are you wondering?

[OV_Status]

thanks ciree,
i'm glad its working for you. let us know if you get some meet ups, or f*closes.

[topgun70009]

wow man. 64% responses (at least 64% positive responses lol) i really like it. not just the lines but more so the layout - spells opener also worked great for me in replacing the opener.
the only problem ive run into is sometimes i think theyre hooked, but when i try to get their sn i never get a response back....any good DHV stories about your weekend that you know have worked? i can come up with my own but it wont be as powerful.

[topgun70009]

hehe oh yeah btw 2 sn closes so far and got at least 1 or 2 more comin

[OV_Status]

topgunn,
the weekend dhv story i've been using lately is one that really happened, but here it is:
"i spent most of the weekend out with friends. Friday night i went out for my friend Christine's b-day. it was a lot of fun. but there was this big fight at the end of the night and i had to jump in it. I hate fighting but i had no choice.
basically, these three guys were being complete jerks and the one guy started a fight with another guy that is a regular at this bar. so anyway, all the bouncers and staff react pretty quick and it gets broken up. so as the three jerks are walking away, they suddenly run back, jump over a picnic table, (we were all outside on the deck) flys throught the air and lands on one of the bartenders. this bartender was a very small guy and these jerks were pretty big.
so this happened right in front of me, and all three jerks were beating this guy down. so i jumped in to help him. i pulled two guys off and the crowd grabbed them and held them back....then the third guy, the instigator, of the whole thing, ripped my shirt and it took about 5 of us to pull him away....
then of course the cops came like 20 minutes later. it was crazy......so that was friday. lol
then saturday, i went to this end of summer house party at a friends house. it was pretty fun.
so yeah, that was my weekend. lots of excitement.
~Status"
If you go for a close and get ignored, i wait about 3-4 days then come back with this (i used this word for word the other day, and her response came in less than a day and had apologies and her phone number )
"I feel like your ignoring me. this is not the way to maintain a health relationship ;-). i'm gonna have to break up with you. so, i'm gonna need all of my cd's back. and i don't know what we are going to do about "Bacardi" (the puppy i bought you for your birthday last year). I've grown attached to the little guy. maybe we can work out some sort of joint custody arrangement.
i should have known this was going to happen. i mean you are way to high maintanence for me anyway. i don't know how your last boyfriend put up with it.
lol, oh i crack myself up sometimes....haha. anyway, i know you haven't found someone more fun to talk to, so hit me back.
~status"
hope this helps.

[topgun70009]

lol thanks man

[topgun70009]

unfortunately i cant get into bars but weve got a few Under 21 clubs so it will work with that

[kerbstarr]

i need to follow up on this with something great. please. she doesnt seem to be into it to hard. what can i say? should i just ask her for her msn? or what.. one word answers are f**ked. BTW shes way way way hot.
thanks guys.
yep
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From: mr uppercut
Date: Oct 5, 2006 6:34 PM
Interesting.....okay, let me ask you this......Take the same scenario, but this time the girl is making out with another girl, and lets say she does this almost every time she goes out.....would you consider that cheating?
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From:
Date: Oct 5, 2006 6:07 PM
yes deffinently, i would say that it is and that you should leave her.
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From: mr uppercut
Date: Oct 5, 2006 6:03 PM
nice
while i have your attention i want a girls perspective on something. say this guy is dating this girl, and she goes out with her friends, has a few drinks and ends of making out with a random guy at the bar.....Would you consider this cheating?
kerbs
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From:
Date: Oct 5, 2006 5:12 PM
real
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: mr uppercut
Date: Oct 5, 2006 5:48 AM
are you wearing a wig? or is that your real hair?

[OV_Status]

a few people have made this mistake.....if she assumes its about you....correct her right away. this is another reason this is a good opinion opener, the built in neg.....do you always jump to conclusions/make false assumptions....i feel bad for your last boyfriend....etc.
okay. yeah, she is not hooked hardly at all. i get this from a girl that i've been talking to and you have to get funny on her. think of something funny. make her laugh. something ridiculous...something that will make her fall out of her chair, then she might open up to you. right now you are still a random guy, sending her random messages, you have to become her friend Kerbs that she can't wait to get messages from.
i don't have any specific advice to give, i'm sure you can think of something.