Share your funny experiences with women...

[RoarkinVertigo]

Hey guys. I think a lot of you have seen my posts. I'm on here pretty frequently and I communicate/hang-out with a lot of you. Some of my close friends know that I have been trying to write a tv show for HBO. I havent proposed it to them yet, but Im crossing my fingers it will be a hit.

Anyway, I have written in a character who sux with women for comic relief. This is not a tv show about pickup, so dont worry, I am not exposing the community. I just want to hear funny pickup stories from your personal experiences. Ones I could write into a few episodes. If they are really personal and embarrissing you can email them to me anonymously at roarkinvertigo@yahoo.com.

EXAMPLE: I remember when I first started I got physically assaulted by some drunk chick in a club after I told her she needed a quick fasion adjustment. As I reached for her hat, to turn it the other way, WHAM!


EXAMPLE: My friend told me this one. He said he knew this guy who was stuck in his head thinking about approaching a girl at a bar. He was so nervous he thought he was going to vomit. The guys friend said "just dont think about it. Here this'll help get your mind off it!" and he grabbed a lemon wedge from the bar and squirted the juice into the nervous guy's eyes as he shoved him into the group of hot girls.

Thanks fellas.

[TheRogue]

Ok, here's a funny story that happened when I was out with two guy friends. They're both single and super-shy, let's call them HGSingle and HGShy. So I'm dancing with both of them while they're looking around at girls they're too shy to approach. Suddenly, this huge Amazon chick comes up to me, gives me a dirty look, and says "Hey, how come you got two guys? Share! "

She grabs HGShy, and before I can save him, she starts grinding against him. He's shorter than her, about half her general size, and is completely FREAKED OUT. If he hadn't lost his voice from fear, he'd be screaming "save me! save me!" HBAmazon is all over him, pushing him against the wall...going for the kiss of death...poor HGShy is pale as a sheet. HGSingle can't take it anymore and runs to the rescue (aka starts grinding HBAmazon from behind). The moment she turns around, HGShy bolts away and runs straight to the exit, never to be seen at that bar again

The End

Rogue

[Escapade]

One time a friend of mine, Remedy, was having really bad AA and it took us forever to get him to open. So when he finally did approach a set, my brother Midnight Toranado ran up on him with his pants around his ankles, and started dry humping him in front of the girls lol. Remedy didn't have AA after that.

I'm not a writer, but i hear it's best to write about things you've expierenced yourself. If so, why don't you go out one night with a bunch of bogus corny openers, and see what type of reactions you get lol. You'll kill 2 birds with one stone, you'll gain some material, and give less of a shit about your end results lol.

[RoarkinVertigo]

lmao! great stuff.

[Chince Parming]

I was at a friend's party once and all the hot girls didn't come yet so I decided to ask this pretty "chubby" girl to dance (nothing wrong with chubby females just not my type) just for the sake of dancing and I was bored. My friend saw me asking her then laughed at me and she caught him and thought we were having an inside joke about me dancing with a fat chick and made me seem like a total asshole. It's ok though, once more friends and HB's showed up it got ALOT better

Just read Rogue's post....omg....that is freaking hilarious