Funny PUA poem
My ex wrote this poem and I simply had to share it with everyone lol
"Once upon a time in a land called "the club", there was a rowdy young man who possessed quite a chub.
He spent his time chasing young HB's all night, hoping to "close" but causing great fright.
With gelled hair, chains, and negs galore, he peacocked like hell, this appalling man-whore.
He would say to himself proudly, "I am the PRIZE!
Every target I see wants me between her thighs!"
But the girls did not like him, they thought he was sick,
Though he truly believed they all wanted his dick.
He AMOGed and bantered, he was such a joke!
But never checked body language before he spoke.
He swaggered, leaned and looked so uptight,
This poor little boy could not get it right.
He just couldn't cut it, should not leave the house,
Better to read carefully the words by dear Mr. Strauss.
So he horribly realized what he must be,
Not a PUA at all, just another AFC......"
-Cyren
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