A guy who doesnt workout ,wanted to sarge in the gym and flamed by BB.com LOL

finnegan bell · #1 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 03:02 PM

Need Help: Sarging on females at the gym? - Bodybuilding.com Forums

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I like you idea of picking up girls at the gym...I read an article in MH about it. You should workout a bit just to make it look not so obvious, but what I do is use the same machines that girls use (like the hip/thigh/vagina machines) so that you will be in their way and can rub against them when you swap machines.
Just a thought, maybe try it tomorrow in your gym session, and if their are two of you then you can sort of corall a girl into a corner and then just rub up against her or say hi or something.
Good luck...keep us posted!

LOL

cagalindo · #2 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 03:13 PM

vagina machines?
wtf lmao
iunno hot chicks on the one where they open and close their thighs is nice tho

mrgravez · #3 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 05:40 PM

haha that post was brilliant I want to meet this kid

sampanye · #4 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 08:51 PM

VAGINA machines? I'm pretty sure there's none of those at my gym! Am I missing out on something?

I know some people find gyms a really good place to meet people, but men and women feel different at the gym. Men tend to be feeling pumped up and strong. Women tend to be sweaty, red-faced and wearing no make up. We don't usually believe that we look our best at the gym, whether you blokes like our tight gym pants or not.

TrueStory · #5 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 09:01 PM

Some girl posted in the forum that it's most annoying when guys interrupt their workout to "hit on them"!

I don't like to fluff around the gym. I get in, work out, get out. What's the point of having small talk? What if she's on high intensity cardio program and she has to keep her heart rate up1?

TomFoolery · #6 (**permalink**) 08-09-2008, 12:27 AM

its obviously a fake

he is just making fun of "PUA's" by posting that stuff on the BB forum
if he were a better writer, it would not have been so obvious

finnegan bell · #7 (**permalink**) 08-09-2008, 02:33 AM

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Thanks all for the helpful advice. Tomorrow I'm going to the gym with my wingman, Baby Sizzle. We don't even plan on working out and we are going to show up all the other Alpha males, that will actually be lifting. Just because you guys can lift a lot doesn't mean you can get girls. Tomorrow, I along with my wingman, Baby Sizzle, will show the rest of you AMOGs up. Then, we shall see who will have the last laugh. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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Originally Posted by BB.com member

With a wingman like Baby Sizzle who needs chicks?

/negged for no pics

lol thats hilarious..