Complete this phrase

[oreilly81]

It's so hot, I'm sweating like....


With summer being here, I need a new saying. Previously, I was using "It's so hot, I'm sweating like Kevin Federline in a spelling bee.", but that one seems old and outdated. Help me come up with a new one.

[young dubs]

my apt has like no air conditioning...first thing I said when I got back back from vaca (to my room mates)

what the fuck, is this fuckin aushewitz in here...turn on the air