Room Service Indeed! Unknown Italian Porter Latest Sex Legend
by tPC Staff
May 22, 2006
Who says hotel life can't be suite? According to Maxim magazine list of the world's Living Legends Of Sex, not one Italian porter, who is reputedly the newly crowned king of lusty Lotharios to make the top of the Top 10 list.
In the upcoming June issue of Maxim, in which we are to learn the habits of the highly successful serial humpers and the number of women they've allegedly bedded, reveals the Daily Record.
But the men's mag reports that an obscure Venetian porter, Umberto Billo, is the biggest Alpha Wolf of all as he claims his very special version of room service has been enjoyed by more than 8,000 satisfied lodgers. Unfortunately for Billo, his fame has led also to his downfall. Maxim reports that he was fired from his porter position because, as his ex-boxx said, "Sometimes he was too exhausted to carry the guests' luggage." Ah, those crazy Italians.
According to the report, Charlie Sheen comes in second with 5,000 conquests, and Engelbert Humperdinck says he's had 3,000 lovers. Both married men, Sheen's wife was smart enough to finally dump him. But Humperdinck's wife, apparently, believes "forgiveness is one of the greatest things you can give" when coping with his repeated infidelities. What, he doesn't have enough, lady??
Jack Nicholson comes in (if you will) at No. 7 with 2,000 notches on his bedpost. One surprise addition is No. 8, the rather ghoulish looking lead singer of Motorhead, Lenny Kilmister with approximately 1,200 women under his belt. He can be seen and heard warts and all before the mag's release, if you can stomach it.
http://www.maximonline.com/articles/...aspx?a_id=7216
Word is that Maxim's exec editor James Heidenry sais, the choices were a big shock for some of their winners. Says Heidenry tongue-in-cheek, "It showed it wasn't all about fame and good looks; that there was hope for all of us." The fact that any Rolling Stone at ALL made the list is a testament to his observation.
Maxim's Top 10 Living Legends of Sex, and their "rank" ranking:
10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) - 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) - 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) - 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) - 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) - 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) - 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) - 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) - 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) - 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000
Umberto has got Charlie Sheen beat by 3,000 ! Lol.
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Living Legends of Sex- From Maxim Magazine
LOL Humperdink?
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