boss' daughter

[dasb00t]

Today I saw my boss' daughter, and damn.. I got a chill through my whole body by just looking at her. I wanted so bad to talk to her, but her mother was besides her all the time(my boss). Then I saw the daughter holding a wine bottle, so I yelled to her mother "So, you're the kind that buys alcohol for your kids".. And the daughter answers "yeah, I need alcohol for the weekend" - then I get a fucking call.. There went that opportunity. So I went back to work, and this co-worker of mine(an old lady) says something to me. And then I start calling her a racist and plain out just trying to make her laugh. And she does, she joins my "joke" and we played it out. (I noticed the daughter looking and listening to me while I was making the "old lady" laugh).
Now, I just wanna ask: is it creepy to pm her @ facebook and ask her for ways to joke around with her mother(my boss) or something? Is this a dead call?

[Steveo69]

Fuck the boss, the daughter, and the old lady! (Thats what I would do)

Yea you will get a whole bunch of different advice on this.(The whole dont shit where you eat thing will come up)

But let me give you my 2 cents...

1st bro you are 18 (lucky bastard) so my advice is bang as many hot young babes as you can so when you turn 30... well... you keep doing the same thing. (ummm I made no point there)

Oh yea! If you want to live on the wild side then fuck this little babe and get it over, here is a few keys to open this box of trouble...(hehehe Im such a fuck-head sometimes)

Good lines...
Too bad your the boss' daughter because I think your really pretty.

We can be friends ONLY NOTHING MORE because I value my job waaaaay too much to date you.

I'm the one your mother warned you about... go ask her shes right over there... please stay away before you get me in trouble... thats what I will call you "Trouble" (Then start calling her trouble under your breath so ONLY she can hear it.

(Dont push the Mother boss get you fired thing too much, just start calling her trouble from time to time and DHV KINO her as needed. The idea is to make her chase you by building attraction.)

That should be enough to get you some pussy and fired.

You get the idea? You are the forbidden fruit the object of desire whose appeal is a direct result of the knowledge that it cannot or should not be touched. If you DHV in front of her, KINO, take away hot-cold, and let her know you are the forbiden fruit she will be sucking your cock by the end of September.

Start picking up job applications too!

Well my job is done here.

Steveo

[dasb00t]

Think you kinda misunderstood, but some great advice though. I wont pm her @ facebook - as we havent even had a convo. Ill just hope that she comes back to my workingplace and ill use your lines haha, the other day my boss wanted to talk to me - she was pissed at me cause "I made fun of her" all the time guess 40yrs dont like to be negged by 18year old boys.

[Steveo69]

Originally Posted by dasb00t

Think you kinda misunderstood, but some great advice though. I wont pm her @ facebook - as we havent even had a convo. Ill just hope that she comes back to my workingplace and ill use your lines haha, the other day my boss wanted to talk to me - she was pissed at me cause "I made fun of her" all the time guess 40yrs dont like to be negged by 18year old boys.

No no no... 40 year olds love being negged by 18 YEAR OLD LEGAL TO FUCK YOUNG MEN! Be careful how you use your super-powers you may end up with boss bent over a table after hours. (Not joking)

I had a few cougars attack my 18 year old ass back in the day.(one was the mother of a girl that was blowing me a few times a week)

I think the most important thing you can do is HAVE FUN with this.

No man I got your question about the facebook but run your game in person when ever you can. Go ahead CF break the ice with facebook YES why not and if she doesnt reply then you have one more thing to NEG her sweet little ass about.

Steveo