Plz help me translate/rephrase this sentence from Mystery

[Chou_a_la_creme]

Hi,

There is this false disqualify in the venusian arts handbook that seems can be used in so many situations, but I'm French and I'm not sure to exactly understand its meaning:

"You're [whatever]? OMG, I can't even talk to you"

Would anyone be kind enough to translate in French, or rephrase in English, "I can't even talk to you"?
I bet that if I make a basic translation and I say in French "Je ne peux même pas te parler", it doesn't have much impact, actually the whole sentence doesn't seem to have any actual meaning...

Thanks for your help.

[BoyScout]

Salut Chou,

you've translated it into French perfectly.

I'm from very near Mystery, and it's NOT something I
would say either -- I think it's a little wierd for a lot of English speakers also.

the meaning is: "I'm so attracted to you now, we can't ever talk again".

this is where you're releasing tension in "Bait Hook Reel Release" (BHRR).
she becomes tense and annoyed if you display Attraction all the time, so you've
got to release the fish (poisson) you're reeling in -- she needs to relax a little.

post again if this isn't clear.

a bien tot

-BS

[Wonder_]

The problem with those short n sweet english openners is that the direct translation usually doesnt have the same impact...

I'm from Quebec personally and here we have a specific accent and ways to speak that can help us translate such lines, if your French is more of the "France Style" than I suggest you don't use this wording, cuz you'll sound stupid, but if you're from Quebec I'd go like this

T'es [whatever], Oubli ca, jpeux pas te parler... *Then you roll off I assume*

Hope that helped, if you need me to explain what I said in french, just post back

[Locke CG]

I might be wrong, but the way i had been using it was as a false disqualifier, meaning that it actually was intended to say "Omg your [whatever], now theres no way im attracted to you".
May not help much with the translation but would help with context.

[Chou_a_la_creme]

Thanks guys, that does help

Ok, since you look like good guys, I'll try and throw another question
How would you translate/rephrase: "You won't take my shit, I won't take your shit". I really have a hard time figuring out that one, it's actually much less clear for me than the previous one I posted

FYI, as you probably know this is taken from the following diqualifier:
"Do you know why you and I will never get along? We're too similar. You won't take my shit, I won't take your shit... what fun is that? I mean, if I were in a room with myself for too long, I'd pull my hair out. Basically, what I'm trying to tell you, is that by hanging out with you, I'd be bald."