Big list of IOI adjectives & statements for qualification

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Originally Posted by bjswift

I'd explain it for ya, but its your thread, you do it

LOL feel free

[_Cane_]

Here is a "clean up" of this thread. These are all the ones people have posted so far. Some work. Some don't. I'm at work but when I get more time I'll elaborate. I'll explain qualification in general, I'll discect a "Q-Statement" and make an attempt at explaining how to come up with good ones.

Examples of Good Qualification Statements:

- "Meeting you restores my faith in female kind"
- "Try not to be so awesome.. Things might get messy.."
- "knock it off.. your givin me butterflies.."
- "you're crazy. We'd make an awsome couple in the coo coo house."
- "You're either the coolest girl I've met in a long time, or you're a total weirdo, I can't tell. Probably a little bit of both."
- "That's good. Congratulate yourself."
- "you rock! I think gonna keep you"
- "thats pretty awesome.."
- "Your different then the other girls I've met tonight..."
- "I promissed my friends I wouldn't meet anyone tonight!... They are gonna be pissed at you.. =)"
- "you know what? your half-way decent.. "
- "this is getting better by the minute.."
- "I have to admit, you've completely turned around my first impression of you.."
- "Wow, that's really interesting"

- "wow your awesome, can you believe we met here?" >>> change this to >>> "wow your awesome, I can't believe we met here.." (should be a statement not a question.
- "You're pretty cool. Do you practice this?">>>> I'm gonna change this to >>>>> "You're pretty cool. You must practice.." (its a statement not a question)


Examples of Statements That Do NOT Qualify A Girl or Shitty Ones (No Offense):

- "Is there more to you than meets the eye?" <---question
- "Wow!, how did you do that?"
- "I haven't been this excited since Guitar Hero III came out"
- "wait a minute..what type of name is___?" <---question
- "my little birthday bunny"
- "slut muffin"
- "Feel my nipples, they could cut glass"
- "you confuse me..."
- "Do you take after your mother or father?
Is he sexy too?" <--- question
"Oh come on, you tell that to all the boys to impress them"
- "You're like the mother of your group. And that's gonna be a real problem for me because i have a big soft spot for girls who take care of me."
- "If you could be anything you want with no chance of failure, what would it be and dont say princess."
- I had a wonderful time. Whether my fantasies come true and we are consumed in 98.6 degrees of fun and heavy breathing, or whether we are MERELY great friends, I hope and look forward to a long time of knowing [her name.] You are a gift. <-- this is just aweful. never suggest to a girl that "if nothing else, we can just be freinds"

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That's awesome man! I cant believe people dont know the difference between a statement and question. lmaoooooooooooooo

This one could be ok

- "You're like the mother of your group. And that's gonna be a real problem for me because i have a big soft spot for girls who take care of me."

Change to:
"You're like the mother of your group (observation), that's gonna be a real problem for me because I have a big soft spot for girls who are nuturers (ioi)

[LoveCharm]

"You're starting to remind me of an Ex of mine" Smile.

"You seem to say the right things. *Smile* You're gonna cause me a lot of trouble"

"Good answer. I think you're going to have to leave soon. Someone will have to use a crowbar to get me off of you in a minute!"

[Guitario]

"stop making me laugh, you'll do me a mischief.."

"its not often i say this but.."

"this may sound cheesy but.."

"your friends seem really cool.. you know, they say you can tell a lot about a girl by the company she keeps"

"i feel like i have known you for ages"

[Sinn]

The point of any of thes statements is not be cocky/funny, but to show the girl that you are starting to like her.

You may need to calibrate these with a tacked on IOD like "Too bad you're such a dork".

Here's some I use.

I can't believe I met you in a (wherever we are). I refuse to tell my friends that so you better make up a new story for when you meet them.

Stop being cool.

I'm hitting on you

You are absolutely amazing, I am soo glad I met you. Even if nothing happens between us, I'm glad we met, because you've reaffirmed that there are girls like you out there.

You are absolutely adorable! I can't stand you!

There has to be something wrong with you, because right now you seem way too perfect.

I refuse to believe your as amazing as you seem. And if you are, you shoul;d leave because I'm going to start hitting on you. More

The idea behind these is to give her BIG IOIs in a way that she is ulikely to refuse.

The faster I can get to the point where I tell a girl I like her and she accpets it, the faster I will have her in my bed and life.

Best,

S