Banter Lines - Page 2 - The Attraction Forums

Dr. Zeus · #11 (**permalink**) 05-08-2006, 07:53 AM

You: We're too much a like. We'd never get along
Her: Why?
You: Because we'd never have anything significant to argue about. So we'd have to make up petty little things to fight about... And I'd always win.
Her: No you wouldn't
You: Yes I would
Her: No
You: You see, we're arguing right now... And you started it
Her: No I didn't. You did
You: OMG, just let it go. If you're going to keep acting like this, I will so have to break up with you
Her: (Whatever. Doesn't matter)
You: Hey, but at least we'd have good make up sex
Her: (Whatever)
You: Yeah, just kidding anyways. We don't have to get in arguments to have sex
Here's another argue routine, I think it was Harlequin who once posted in a field report.
You: Do you want to have an argument?
Her: No
You: Yes you do

EZRyder · #12 (**permalink**) 05-08-2006, 08:06 PM

"one a these days alice, bang, zoom, to da moon" (honeymooners anyone?)
"Seriously if you dont stop hitting on me, i'm getting a restraining order"

MDS · #13 (**permalink**) 05-08-2006, 11:59 PM

I always use TD's, "You're a sexual predator" line, it always works
and a lot of what has been posted.
when asking her what her hobby is, she says for ex>... dancing, my reply..really? no way, I absolutly hate dancing !

Dr. Zeus · #14 (**permalink**) 05-09-2006, 09:50 PM

Some lines that work wonders on hired guns
Her: Can I help you?
You: Yeah, I need a back rub and a warm bath
You: Hey, you're not shoplifting, are you?
Her: No, I work here
You: What's the matter, the employee discount not enough for you?
You: So what do they pay you here, like $10,000 a week?
Her: No
You: Oh, that's too bad. I was going to ask you out. But I'm looking for a rich girl
Her: Nice to meet you
You: I'm sure it is
Her: Have a nice day
You: Hey, don't tell me what to do

Fader · #15 (**permalink**) 05-10-2006, 07:02 AM

If a girl tells me brb or I will talk to you later I respond with "don't threaten me!"

JayTea · #16 (**permalink**) 05-10-2006, 09:58 AM

She says anything sarcastic, playfull, or sassy.
You To target: "I don't know who your boyfriend is, but he is not spanking you enough"
or
You to Group: "I don't know who her BF is, but he's not spanking her enough"
Works well both ways, I prefer groups b/c she'll see her friends laughing and it demonstrates social proof. You'll definitely get a punch, and if delivered at the right time she'll be begging you to spank her. BUT be careful it's not a shit test.
Credit: Lance (Sensei) from pickup 101

CharlieAngel · #17 (**permalink**) 05-11-2006, 10:36 PM

fad3r: Your "don't threaten me" reminds me of this one, but I'm not sure of where to classify it.
After a CF tease, a girl might say "oooo! You're so gonna get it!" or a variant thereof and I respond with "What are you gonna do, date me?'
It gets a laugh and a punch.

ware_ru · #18 (**permalink**) 05-22-2006, 08:19 PM

I found a great thread on ASF, full of banter lines (but some other things too)
You have to log in first, but this is the link:
http://www.fastseduction.com/discuss...2243,8e#322243

Flexxx · #19 (**permalink**) 05-23-2006, 01:00 PM

I can't remember who came up with this originally, but I give girls those little sticky gold stars they put on papers in kindergarten when they do something I like. Later, I find an excuse to take them away. Great for initiating light kino, plus my pivots think it's hysterical.

Random · #20 (**permalink**) 05-24-2006, 10:14 PM

this thread is slowly rocking my word
very funny stuff
im deffinetly going to start writing down my banter
this is all straight off the top of my head,
ive been saying this alot lately
when we leave a club or just about anywhere
Me - "Thats it im leaving, this club is dead to me."
HB - (giving an opinion or whatever fits)
Me - Thats Crazy talk
Me - What? sorry i stoped listening awhile back
HB - (getting angry about something)
Me - Yeah, you go girl, Keep fighting that good fight
T