Banter Lines

[Fader]

Originally Posted by Fader

From my notes (some pu101 I think)
Stop it… You’re looking at me like a fat kid looks at a cheeseburger.
You’re getting me all emotional… I promised my friends I wouldn’t go home with anyone tonight.
You guys are bad girls. I have to watch out for you.
You guys are trouble.
You’re cool, you can help me pick up chicks.
Why are girls always so logical? Why can’t they just FEEL and be in the moment?
Are you drunk or are you just like that?
Did you forget to take your medication today?
We’d never get along, we’re too similar. I’d never take your shit and you’d never take mine.
You know, we would fight all the time. And I’d win.
Is she ALWAYS like this?
Have you got any game? Pick me up (I dont know if I like this one)
This place is such a meat market. I hate how the girls look at me here; like
I’m a piece of meat.
You’re like my little sister. Lovable, but a little annoying.
I used to be too modest, but I worked at it and now I’m perfect.
You guys are making me feel uncomfortable.
You’re bad. You’re making me think impure thoughts.
You’re a shy girl aren’t you? You guys gotta get her out more.
I’m going to take you home in my little pocket and ask my roommates if I can keep you. Wait, are you housebroken?
You usually hang out at the library don’t you?
You look familiar, have we had sex?
Btw I predict this will be the first thread to hit 100,000 views.

Wow what a call!!! I just saw this while re-reading the thread (best thread ever on this or any other board).

227,000 views, now i am predicting it will be the first to a 1,000,000.

[perp69]

These are some classic grade school stuff, which chicks love.

If you keep that up I am going to have to make you go stand in the corner
Don't make me come over there lil miss
Do I need to put you over my knee young lady
I am going to have to send you to the principal's office for a spankin
I am going to have to give you detention (or demerits)
Keep that up and you will be staying after school to clean the erasers
No recess for you

[ant80]

You'll need a better sales pitch than that. (if she's hitting on you)

[Vapor]

She bumps into you drops something, whatever, accidentally wrongs you in some way. Says "Excuse me/Sorry/Oops"

V: "This isn't over."

Works as a situational opener as well.

[darkfenix]

Originally Posted by Fader

Banter from a t-shirt I saw a girl wearing in the gym today
Look I would love to agree with you
But I hate being wrong

An alteration makes this a bit more of a neg and cocky funny:
Look I would love to agree with you
But then we'd both be wrong

[Treasure]

HB: (says something smart-ass)

You: (Playfully) Shut... UH-up! You're grounded.

[thetrick]

you think you're clever, don't you?

[Green Hell]

A twist on the "i'll adopt you as my new little sister" line.
-Wow, i'm so making you my new best friend. We can watch some movies, have a sleepover, then when it's real late, we can make prank calls!


Standard neg

Did this girl miss her afternoon nap today?

[the teaser]

If a girl says she is going to do something flirty, playful, teasing.....

Don't be making promises you don't intend to keep

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