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11-12-2006, 12:23 PM
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Excuse me, didnt I see you being chased by the cops earlier?
Really, I could have sworn youre the girl who stole my heart | |
11-12-2006, 04:23 PM
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11-12-2006, 05:21 PM
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Great thread 
"Ok, I'm here. What's your second wish?"
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11-13-2006, 11:00 PM
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All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Enjoy fellas. | |
11-16-2006, 05:55 PM
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11-18-2006, 02:30 AM
| | Awais |
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12-13-2006, 01:33 PM
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| | |  watch story
I heard one yesterday that made me laugh. so you wave with your watch until the girl ask about it,
you say:'it's a special watch, it talks to me and always tells the truth!'
obviously she'll awnser something like:'yeah sure, what does it say then?'
you: 'wait, it is saying something again' *listening to your watch*
she: what does it say?!'
you: it says that you don't wear any underwear'
she: well then it is wrong, cuz I am wearing underwear
you: *ticking on your watch* damn it's ahead again! |
12-13-2006, 06:35 PM
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I wish you were my derivative, so I could lay tangent to your curves.
You just moved to the top of my to do list.
If I flipped a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
If I submit anymore, I'll look like a complete AFC... |
12-14-2006, 03:58 AM
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606: I'm going to love every bone in your body... especially mine!
607: If I could re-arrange the alphabet... would you sleep with me? | |
12-19-2006, 12:48 PM
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12-21-2006, 02:26 PM
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12-24-2006, 09:24 PM
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do you work at subway?
because you just gave me a footlong | |
01-02-2007, 08:58 PM
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01-03-2007, 01:59 PM
| | simon |
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01-05-2007, 12:30 PM
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I have two good ones, that work:
1) You look familiar, are you on Myspace or something- mmm, no, maybe - well, you are on MY SPACE right now...
2) If i told you you have a J. LO ass, would you hold it against me? | |
03-04-2007, 01:57 AM
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03-23-2007, 11:09 AM
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04-06-2007, 05:13 PM
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haha amazing pickup lines gotta use some of these ones out. I drive a motorcycle and i usually try to get that noticed when running sets. One line i love to use just to joke around with her is "Hey listen up you know im giving you a ride sometime" (wait for her to acknoledge it) "then we will go on my motorcycle after" (send a wink) |
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