Get my eyebrows done opener

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Some of your best material can come from real life. I have bushy eyebrows and was thinking of getting them done. I created this opener during the last nyc bootcamp. This has been both field tested by me and the students who attended our bootcamp (probably only works if you do have bushy eyebrows lmfao).

Me: Guys, I am thinking about getting my eyebrows done. Should I get them threaded or waxed

Girls: Blah blah blah

Me: Omg you guys are awesome you guys are hired, you're like my new style consultants. But wait...

Regardless of what she says your default is: I heard that really hurts, we just met and you are already trying to make me suffer, aren't you supposed to wait till we are dating to do that.

Guaranteed to get laugh and now folks not only have you opened but you have dhv'ed by making them laugh. I have actually jumped right into qualification after that. By doing that i have gotten through attraction in under 2 minutes.

Who wants to change their abilities with women and dating FOREVER?