LOL...Farting and Comfort - The Attraction Forums

BillBixby · #1 (**permalink**) 01-02-2008, 11:46 AM

We all know our C1, C2 and C3's...

Is there ever a time any of you guys have (or feel it's ok) to fart in front of a girl?

One school of pickup would say...
it's a DLV; it displays a lack of social intelligence.

Another school of pickup would say...
that you've already established attraction and qualification at this point - so farting may be showing her that you're not trying to win her anymore...that you're totally comfortable around her.

Here's a scenario:
Imagine being close with a girl and having to fart; do you run to the bathroom to let one go (which would kinda make me feel AFC...)

OR,

...do I just fart right there and make a joke about it? (maybe risk her losing attraction).

Give me the logic behind your answer.

Amatory59 · #2 (**permalink**) 01-05-2008, 03:11 AM

omg. MEN AND SPEED STICK will help you ! =) Well, cool question, really, take cold showers in the mornings, and use some anti-farting stuff, and that would me ok.
p.s. girls don't like the smell of your fart, in general. But if it is c3 ..i don't know...)

Aaron AO · #3 (**permalink**) 01-05-2008, 03:18 AM

no. i have a massive shit every morning. i hardly ever have the need to fart.

BlueKabel · #4 (**permalink**) 01-05-2008, 04:44 AM

the same question would concern swearing which, strangely, works for me, though I don't know why because all girls I sarge so far were highly inteligent and nice
there is something particular about the impression of a nice guy I give and after meeting me it turns out I am not that nice
weird stuff

CCarter · #5 (**permalink**) 01-06-2008, 04:29 PM

if a girl isn't down with me farting by the time we're deep in comfort, she ain't worth it.

BillBixby · #6 (**permalink**) 01-06-2008, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCarter

if a girl isn't down with me farting by the time we're deep in comfort, she ain't worth it.

I agree.

Mak Daddy · #7 (**permalink**) 01-14-2008, 03:37 AM

Question though, what if the girl starts to think its ok the fart in front of you? Had this happen during a sex session and no it wasnt a vart.

Johnny_Ringo · #8 (**permalink**) 01-21-2008, 01:19 PM

I have never actually farted, but I regularly use a story about me farting in almost every set. It does the same trick as actually farting in front of them, without being too overboard or gross. It goes like this...(note, i have a lip piercing and 99% of the time somebody in the set will comment on it).

HB: Did that hurt?
Me: Actually it's funny that you ask that. You see, i have had it pierced twice before in the same spot but have had to take it out because of jobs/etc, so i have a bit of scar tissue built up there. Anyway, i'm in the piercing chair this last time and the piercer tells me to get really reelaxed because it will be hard to get through all the scar tissue and it will probably hurt more than normal. So, i'm sitting there, almost in a trance like state trying to relax so it doesn't hurt. Well, she doesn't really give me any warning as she goes to pierce it and i'm so relaxed that when she sticks the needle through, i let out the monsterous fart. I mean the chair i was sitting in was plastic so it just echoed and everybody in the place just stopped what they were doing. I gave the lady a bigger tip though, cause i felt bad about it. So yeah, to digress, it hurt.

The Show · #9 (**permalink**) 01-22-2008, 07:23 PM

Haha i cant believe i just found this thread, I hooked up with a girl the other night that had no sense of smell (anosmia). It made for some pretty funny fart jokes that in any other case would have been retarded and juvinille. just thought id share...

I would advise not farting, if you can hold it, hold it