Stupid Boring Online Profiles

[Folsom]

Over in my thread someone asked how to open a girl with a really boring stupid profile. I thought it would be worthwhile to start a new thread, since it's not specific to dating tens.

Anyways, here's how to open up girls with stupid boring profiles.

If the girl has a lame profile, and she's a six or a seven, you're probably safe to use a canned opener. Girls like that don't get as much attention as the tens, so maybe she hasn't heard it before. Even if she HAS heard it, she might be eager to get some attention. Calibrate your game of course - if you're a zero you'll get blown out either way. As in all things, you'll do better if your profile is sharp.

If the girl has a lame profile, and she's an eight or a nine, it's a lot more difficult. I'll be honest, I haaaaaate coming up with interesting things to say when the girls profile is garbage. After reading a few profiles they ALL say the same thing. "I like travel, my friends and family are important to me, blah blah blah blah blah..." Where can we go with that? She's saying NOTHING that makes her stand out.

If that's the case, you have two choices.

#1 - Comment on the picture
When I say "comment on the picture" I don't mean compliment her. The last thing you should ever do is pay them a compliment, that all but guarantees you'll bore her. Here's what I do. For example, this one girl had a pic of her rollerblading in the park with a really awful profile that said nothing. So I spun a quick story about how there's this great trail by my new house and I like to go cycling over there. My story DHVs me in two sentences by expressing that I'm athletic and that I just bought a house. Finish with a question like "is that the park by the Capitol" and wait for her to reply.

#2 - Cold Read
Sometimes her profile is not just boring and awful, but even her PICTURES are boring and awful! This is the worst case scenario. You can't say anything to DHV yourself easily, and she's given you NOTHING to work with. In this situation, about all that's left is cold reading.

Cold reading has always been hit and miss for me. So what do YOU guys do when you see one of these miserable BORING online profiles?

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I've actually had some success accusing women of not putting much in their profile because they are hiding something. Accuse them of being crazy and having 79 cats. I am 2 for 2 on using that on shitty profiles.