when meeting in real life...is this a good topic to talk about?

[Shark Bait]

i am a poet, and i have an infamous poem about my ex-girlfriend's facial hair that brings people to spontaneous urination because it's so funny....well anyway, within the first date/meeting is it okay if i say something along the lines of "i hope this doesn't sound too shallow...but i'm REALLY glad you don't have a moustache"....then i can start talking about my poetry and the arts i do. i'm really good at freestyle...but is it okay to comment on the fact that she doesn't have a moustache?

of course i won't use this if she DOES have facial hair...

[chill84]

i am a poet

No don't talk about being a poet. You know why? Because then they will talk to you about their poems, and then you will hate them. Take her to a poetry reading where you are reading, at some point down the line. The less you say the better.

[TrueStory]

Originally Posted by Shark Bait

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of course i won't use this if she DOES have facial hair...

Beware of a Mustache Girl!

[Nicknock]

looks like a chiwawa crapped on her face....

[Shark Bait]

i am a spoken word poet...i don't put too much emphasis on that though because i do many other things besides that. i know the stereotypes of poets and blah blah blah. i have the poetry aspect of my pick-up life on lock so i don't have to worry about that. chicks just get really intrigued when i start talking about the different arts i do. [and i'm successful in all of them]

i came to my own conclusion about talking about the girl's facial hair though. so thanks for the help [kiiiiinda]. the moustache picture is hilarious, but she's waaay too young for me.

[leetor]

everyone has moustache, even girls. only to different extents, but most shave. deal with it.